"Burglary gone wrong.... or right?" by Elckerlyc,

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"Burglary gone wrong.... or right?"

by Elckerlyc









The hoofdcommissaris looked at the two young women standing before her desk.

“Well, inspecteur Preuts, what do you have to say for yourself?” she asked one of the two women. The poor girl – inspecteur Aline Preuts – smiled embarrassed. Maybe because of the fact that she was standing stark naked before her superior or maybe because she had to explain what went wrong. And there would be a whole lot of explaining to do.

The other woman - also naked - didn’t seem to care about her state of undress. She smiled the whole time and looked like she enjoyed it all.

“Well ... mmm ... Sir ehmmm .... ma’am ... I ... ehm ... “ Aline stuttered.

“Lets start from the beginning”, the hoofdcommissaris ordered.

“Well ma’am, I was on foot patrol in the Million Quarter because of the many burglaries which are going on there. You gave orders there should be an officer around at all times and so ...”

“Yes, I know what my orders are, but this is still no reason for you to parade naked. Go on!”

Poor Aline’s cheeks went red.

“Well as I was saying I was on foot patrol and I noticed some strange movement in the villa of the Vanderbrempt family. I went for a look and at first sight nothing was happening. Until I saw a light moving in one the chambers on the ground floor. I instantly took my radio and asked for backup, but they told me I had to wait because of a big accident on the highway. ‘Just don’t let them get away’, they told me, so I thought the best way would be to go inside and catch them red-handed. Then I could arrest them too, you see?”

She looked at her superior, who nodded to go on. Meanwhile the other young woman was still smirking at Aline.

“When I went in I heard a faint noise to my left hand I carefully creeped up to the noise. Suddenly the noise stopped and I could see a flashlight being turned of. I stopped and I listened again, but there were no more noises. Very gently I pushed the door open.

‘Is there anybody there?’ I shouted, but there was no answer.”

“Of course there wasn’t: the Vanderbrempts are on holiday!” the hoofdcommissaris told her.

“Yes ma’am, I knew, but I had to make sure... So I drew my gun and walked inside”, Alien continued, “I took my flashlight and put it on. I looked around, but couldn’t see anything. But when I closed the door behind me, I felt a gun in my back. ‘Put your gun slowly on the ground and no yelling. No one will hear you!’ somebody whispered in my ear. I put my gun on the ground slowly and then I raised myself fast to hit the burglar. But she was faster than me and in a matter of seconds I was lying on the floor. She was sitting on my back and forced my arms on my back.”

“I assume you are the burglar my officer is talking about”, the hoofdcommissaris turned to the other young woman. She bowed extremely elegant – she obviously liked to show off and being naked didn’t befuddle her at all.

“Let me note that I am not a burglar: I was there ... to check the security. And I want to point out that it was a water-pistol. My name is Elke Ontkleed. Please to meet you, hoofdcommissaris”, she said with a smirk.

“So you say you are not a burglar? We’ll see about that later; go on, Preuts!”

“While we were struggling she put her gun against my head and told me to stay quiet. I was really scared and I stopped resisting. She told me to stand up and to take my clothes off. ‘What?’ I screamed, ‘Why?’ She told me to shut up and listen. We were going to change clothes: she was going to put on my uniform and I was going to get her cat suit. Then she would tie me up and she would escape and call the police to get me free again.”

“So what happened? Since you’re both naked some things didn’t go as planned, I guess”, the hoofdcommissaris asked.

“Well ... as she was pointing her gun at me I decided it was wiser to follow her orders and I started undressing. I had to hand over every piece of clothing I took off. At last I was standing in my undies and she ordered me to turn around, get on my knees and put my hands on my head. I heard some shuffling and noises behind me and then she ordered me to turn around. She was standing dressed in my uniform and her clothes were lying on the ground.”

“The ‘she’ you are talking about is ‘Elke Ontkleed’ here present?”

“Yes it is ma’am!”

“Right! Go on!”

“The burglar loo...”

Miss Ontkleed protested: “I want to emphasize I am not a burglar!”

“Go on, Preuts!”

“Well, ma’am, she took a long look at me and laughed. Then she ordered me to take off my undies too. I was shocked!”

“Why did she want you to take of your bra and panties?”

Aline’s face turned redder and redder.

“She said I had a gorgeous body and a cute face and she wanted to see all of it, while she had the opportunity.”

“I can’t blame her for that”, the hoofdcommissaris muttered.

Aline’s cheeks went a bit redder at the remark of her superior – if that was still possible.

“Well, as you can imagine it took me a lot of effort to take off my bra and my panties, but when I had finished she looked at me and sniggered.

‘You’re a fine lass you know? Now get on the ground on your knees and your hands on your head’ she told me.

What else could I do? When I was down on the ground she took my handcuffs and cuffed my hands behind my back. Then she pushed me on the floor.

‘I’ve got something else’ she sniggered and I could feel how she tied my ankles together with some rope. I couldn’t move anymore, especially when she tied my ankles to my wrists. I was lying on the ground like a little piggy and I felt humiliated. After she had tied me up this way she put my panties in my mouth.

‘And don’t spit it out or I will have to spank you’, she warned me. So I stayed quiet on the floor. I heard her walking across the room on my stockings and then she went upstairs. I started to struggle to – at least – get my ankles free, so I could run. But in vain. When she returned I was lying on my side – still struggling – and I didn’t hear her.

‘Oooohhh, what a view! Struggling with your legs open! What a nice bald pussy you’ve got’ she pestered. I closed my legs quickly and saw her staring at me, her hands holding a bag. She saw me looking.

“Excuse me, Preuts, but are you still talking about the suspect, being in this case Elke Ontkleed?”

The suspect again made an elegant bow to the hoofdcommissaris showing Aline graciously her luscious bottom.

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Go on, then!”

“Where was I? Oh yes, I closed my legs and she saw me looking at her.

‘Got a lot of jewellery in here’, she said, ‘I’ll have one more look around here and then I’ll have to leave you.’ And then she left the room, still without shoes. A bit later she came in again and started putting on my shoes.

‘Nothing more found! It’s a pity I have to leave you here. If we ever meet again I’ll make sure we have a lot more fun.’ She stood up and waved a kiss at me. At that moment the door opened and an armed woman came in, followed by two others.

‘Now what have we here?’ the woman asked, ‘A police officer with a bag in her hand and a cat burglar laying naked and tied on the ground.’ The two others smirked.

‘Show me the bag!’ she said and she pulled it out of Ontkleed’s hands.

‘Oh, jewellery! A stealing cop!’

‘I’m not a cop’, Ontkleed answered, ‘She is’ – and she pointed at me – ‘I just took her clothes to escape!’ I grumbled and mumbled in my panties.

‘Oooooh... Is it? You gave me a great idea. Strip!”

‘What do you mean?’ asked Ontkleed.

‘Strip! Get naked! In the buff! Birthday suit! You know: no more clothes equals naked!’

‘I’m not ge...’ Ontkleed still didn’t see the gravity of the situation. She was up against three women of which one was armed.”

The hoofdcommissaris stood up.

“Wait, we’ll have some rest”, and she went outside. “Bring us three coffees!”

Ten minutes later they could start again. Aline and Elke were standing next to each other and the hoofdcommissaris was pacing up and down while Aline continued her story.

“Where was I again? Oh yes. I was scared to death, because Ontkleed didn’t see the severity of our situation. The woman urged her.

‘Listen, bitch, we haven’t got much time. We are three, you are alone; your mate on the ground isn’t much of a help to you now, because she’s naked and tied. So if you don’t want to get hurt take your clothes off. If we got to do it, it will hurt.’

So, reluctantly Ontkleed started to undress. I remember thinking she was acting her name now. Very slowly she took her clothes of – or rather mine. One of the women left the room and went to the garage. In the meantime Ontkleed stood in bra and panties and tried to cover up.”

The hoofdcommissaris grinned at Elke Ontkleed.

“You’re not so reluctant now to show off”, she said.

“I’m getting use to it”, Elke answered, making a twirl.

The hoofdcommissaris looked at her and smiled.

“Go on, Preuts!”

Aline continued.

“I remembered I had the same feeling when she made me undress.

‘All of it!’ the woman ordered.

‘Please!’ Ontkleed begged, but to no avail. She had to take off her bra and panties. As she was standing naked, one of the other two women untied me and ordered me to lie on my back. The gunslinger pushed Ontkleed to the place where I was lying.

‘Stretch out, your arms over your head’, she ordered me and then turning to Elke she snarled, “Put your knees beside her body.’ Carefully Elke put her knees on both side of my body. I had a full sight on her ... well hmmm ... “

Aline went red all over her face and her shoulders. The hoofdcommissaris smiled.

“I noticed you call her Elke instead of Ontkleed”, she remarked.

Aline looked at the ground, totally embarrassed.

“I don’t know why”, the hoofdcommissaris went on, “but I think I will in due time. Continue!”

“Well ... “, Aline still was embarrassed, “when she was kneeling ... ehm ... they ordered her to sit down and ... and ... “

“She got a mouthful of me”, Elke interrupted rampageous.

Aline’s redness included her breasts by now; never in her life she had been embarrassed this much. The hoofdcommissaris didn’t say anything but her eyes twinkled.

“Ehm yes ... I got a taste of ... Well! YOU KNOW!” she shouted in desperation.

Both of the other women grinned.

“Go on, Preuts”, the hoofdcommissaris sniggered.

“They tied my wrists to her thighs and then ... then ... they told Elke to lay down. So she laid down and ... and ... “ Aline whispered and hushed.

“And then I got this heavenly sight ... and smell. As I was lying down they tied my wrists to her ankles and then they tied our bodies together. Your officers found us this way”, Elke sniggered.

The hoofdcommissaris turned her head back to Aline.

“But this wasn’t the end I guess, was it?”, she asked.

Aline took a deep breath.

“No it wasn’t, Hoofdcommissaris. As soon as the three had tied us together, I heard a lorry driving up the driveway.

‘Ah, the gang is there. Cheer up cuties, we won’t be around for long anymore’, the gunslinger sniggered and turning to the other two: ‘I’m off to see the boss. I’ll take the clothes of those two idiots here. You can manage alone; you know the meeting place.’

She picked up our clothes and she vanished. In the meantime a dozen of people had entered and after having a good laugh at us, they started to move the furniture and the tapestry and the chandeliers and they put it into the lorry. Suddenly I felt something wet in my ... in my ... private zone. At first I didn’t have an idea what happened, but as it ... as it ... as it went in, I realized Elke was using her tongue.”

“Mmmm ... Sweet taste”, Elke smirked.

“I couldn’t believe it and I told her to stop.

‘Stop it’, I hissed, ‘stop it!’, but she continued.

‘Stop it’, I whispered again.

‘Do the same to me!’ she ordered silently. I didn’t think this was the moment to have ... ehm ... sexual contact – especially not with a stranger – but I obeyed. I could feel her tongue gliding in my unmentionables again and I stuck my tongue out. Immediately Elke’s hips started moving. I heard the gang members sniggering and laughing as they past by.”

Elke sniggered, but Aline was really ashamed.

“I knew they were going to gag us both if we would call for help. But I thought they wouldn’t do anything if we would moan and groan and cry out of gratification”, Elke explained.

“May I continue?” Aline asked Elke. She just smirked.

“So I kept on ... working as did Elke. And suddenly I could feel Elke’s body tense up and arch and she started moaning ... “

“You were moaning too and even louder than me”, Elke interrupted.

“No I wasn’t!”

“Yes, you was!”

“No I wasn’t!”

“Yes, you was!”

“NO I WASN’T!”

“YES! YOU! WAS!”

“Girls! GIRLS! Please go on!”, the hoofdcommissaris ordered.

“Anyway, my body began to arch too and I could feel the heat in my ... in my ... And then I heard Elke scream and she began pushing her legs together against my ribs. And then there came moisture out of her ... vagina”, Aline whispered the last word.

She waited a long time before she continued.

“But then, ... but then she urged me to carry on. And I did, just as she did. And a few minutes later I couldn’t hold myself anymore and ... and ...”

“And she came”, Elke butted in, “And what a flood; my whole face was covered! But what a taste: delicious.”

Aline was red all over the upper part of her body by now.

Elke continued: “We heard neighbours talking on the driveway and I urged Aline to carry on. And so we did. I think she was really brave, because she made a lot of noise when cumming. Crying out: ‘MORE!! DON’T STOOOOOP!!! AAOOOOAOAOAOOOOOHHH!!! Anyway it took a lot of time and – how can I call it – climaxes before you lot arrived. Not that I regret it. The noise got louder and the neighbours must have been terrified: the two of us must have sounded like cows in the slaughter house!”

Aline turned to her. She was looking sturdy: “You shouldn’t talk like that! It was my first time with a woman and ... I loved it”, she added whispering.

“Ooooh... my cutie, my ...”, Elke said and she embraced Aline and gave her a kiss on her mouth. Aline reluctantly let her.

“Yes, I can imagine”, the hoofdcommissaris said as she kept her eyes on the couple, “Well the culprits told the neighbours the Vanderbrempts had called them to move out the furniture. Luckily one of the neighbours heard the noise and she didn’t believe them. She called the Vanderbrempts. When they told her they had done nothing of the kind, she alarmed the police. We went to the villa and waited for the lorry to leave. When it did we followed it and we are still following it now. I’m waiting for news. As it left, some of our officers went in to see what had happened. They found you both lying on the ground. They wrote it down in their report: I quote ... “

The hoofdcommissaris smiled as she looked at the paper.

“Both the women – inspecteur Preuts en Elke Ontkleed – were lying on the ground, still making sexual efforts with their tongue – commonly known as eating each other. We found them in what is called a ‘69’ position, tied to each other. They didn’t seem to have noticed us and seemed to be bound up in fulfilling the act. Both of them were noisily breathing and panting. They seemed to enjoy the act, because they were both telling the other to go on. Miss Ontkleed was even yelling at her ‘partner’ to and I quote ‘Eat me completely and make me cum harder!’. I unquote.”

Finally, Elke’s cheeks became a bit rosy.

The hoofdcommissaris carried on:


“My partner and I coughed several times before the women on the ground noticed us. As they did inspecteur Preuts asked to be released of the ropes that held them together. Miss Ontkleed however kept on ‘eating’ the inspecteur, which made the inspecteur moan more and more.”
Elke’s cheeks became a hue more red and Aline was blood red to her belly button by now.

“We finally got them both untied and they had a hard time getting up. We couldn’t give them anything to cover because we had forgotten to take blankets and the house had been robbed clean. We brought them to the hoofdcommissaris in their natural state being utterly naked.

Signed: 1st inspecteur Zonderkleren and the inspecteur Naaktgeboren.

Are there any comments or remarks?” the hoofdcommissaris asked.

“I loved it!” Elke said and as she saw Aline staring sturdily at her she added: “And you did too, admit it!” Aline just looked away.

“Can I have something to cover my ... ehm ... nudeness a bit?”, Aline asked, “I think I still want to keep a bit of my dignity.”

“Yes, me too”, Elke said.

“First of all”, the commander told Aline, “I have to know if you, inspecteur Preuts, are going to fill in a complaint against miss Ontkleed.”

“No, I’m not. She’s too clumsy to be a professional burglar. The way I see it she somewhere found a cat suit and imagined herself as a burglar. Perhaps she found the front door of the villa open and tried to get some jewels. So no I don’t think she deserves a jail sentence.”

“Then I can only offer you a towel, Preuts”, the hoofdcommissaris told her.

“Why! You can’t let me go around walking like this! You have to give me something to cover myself!”, cried Elke, “You don’t expect me to walk home in my Birthday Suit, do you?”

“Well no”, the hoofdcommissaris noted, “but you’re not a member of the force and you are not a suspect, neither are you arrested. So I can’t give you anything from the station. So yes, you’ll have to walk home stark naked.”

Elke’s face grew pale.

“But ... but ... you ... “, she turned her head from one woman to the other, “you both ... you are making a joke, aren’t you? Please Aline, don’t let me walk naked through the whole town to ...”

She was dumbstruck. Aline and the hoofdcommissaris looked at her. There was a knock on the door and Klaartje came in; she carried a large towel, which she handed with a smirk to Aline.

“Don’t worry! I know the feeling”, she said. Aline smiled to Klaartje when she took the towel and wrapped it around her.

“May I, hoofdcommissaris?”

When the hoofdcommissaris nodded, Aline took the left ear of Elke and pulled her up. She dragged her to a chair and pulled her over her lap.

“You little brat! Now you will listen to me! You’re coming with me to my place for the weekend! Understood?”

Elke grinned painfully as Aline pulled at her ear and she yelled as she was dragged to the chair.

“What are you going to do?” she asked frightened as she lay on Aline’s lap.

“I’m going to give you what you deserve”, shouted Aline and she lifted up her hand and started to spank Elke.

“YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”, yelled Elke in pain and she tried to protect her bottom with her hands. But that didn’t stop Aline from spanking: she grabbed both Elke’s wrists and pulled them away. She carried on spanking: each butt cheek got his turn one after another for about 15 times.

“AAUUUW! STOOOOP! STOOOPPPP IIIIT! AUCH! AUW! EEEEP! NOOOO MOOOOOREEE! PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSSSSEEE!”

The whole station came peeping at the door as Aline carried on spanking her new lover. Then she stopped and let a snivelling Elke loose. Elke fell on her knees and wiped her nose with her left hand.

“You didn’t have to do that!”, she muttered.

“Oh yes, I did! And there’s a lot more I have to do before I’m finished with you. So you’ll be coming with me to my place. In the nude! And you will clean my place! In the nude! And then you will do the dishes! In the nude! And tomorrow you will go to the baker! In the nude! And now you will go to my car! In the nude! And you will spend the weekend with me! In the nude!” Aline said with a severe voice.

“You have lost your clothes privileges and you will keep your mouth shut as long as I tell you! Understood?” she added.

Elke nodded eagerly: “This is a dream come true!”

But when Aline stood up and took her ear again between her thumb and index, she begged again.

“Please, don’t! PLEASE! Not so .... AAAUUUUUW ... HARD! I WILL FOLLOW!!! NOT SO HARD!!!”

They left the office and Aline went straight for the exit, before the hoofdcommissaris could tell her she got the rest of the day off. The phone rang.

“Yes, you followed them? ... Yes? ... And you found the whole gang and the boss? ... Great! ... You arrested them all? ... Oh you missed the woman ... That’s a pity, ... but still great work. Congratulations! Bring them in for questioning.”

The hoofdcommissaris could still hear the voice of Elke protesting. She walked to the window and saw both young women coming out. She opened the window and shouted to Aline.

“We got the gang, inspecteur, but not the woman!”

Aline shrugged her shoulders and lifted her thumb. And then she carried on pulling Elke by the ear.

“Oh, shut up for once!”, she yelled at Elke.

The hoofdcommissaris watched the two stepping in the car. It took a lot of time before the car took off.

“Wonder what they were doing”, the hoofdcommissaris said to herself, “Probably fighting for the towel ... or kissing...”

Then she sniggered: “Well at the end it went well after all. Beautiful couple ... but a strange one!”

She closed the window and went back to her desk, still smiling.