Officer Sarah Cooke: "Ma'am, you can't stop your vehicle in the middle of the highway. Get back in your van, and be on your way."
Mad Mary: "Hey big boobs! I need your uniform, and your squad car. Start stripping!"
Sarah: "Are you mad?!"
Mad Mary: "Yep. Now get that uniform off!"
Sarah: "And why am I going to do that?!"
[The doors on the van swing open, and five guys with assault rifles jump out.]
Mad Mary: "That's why! STRIP!"
Sarah [starts undressing]: "You will so regret this!"
Mad Mary: "Oh! Fancy panties! I think I'll be having that lingerie too!"
Sarah: "Oh man! Fine!... There! Happy now?!"
Mad Mary: "Not happy yet. I'll be happy when you're in the trunk of your black-and-white. Round that back, Officer Tanned Buns... Now hop in!... Good girl... Let's get you bound and gagged."
Sarah: "OH, NO WAY! PLEASE D.... HEEEELLLLPMMMPHHH!!!"
Mad Mary: "Well, now I've got your uniform and car I can get in the police station and free those members of my crew you've got arrested. And by the way, I know you're the cop that makes the hookers pay protection money by threatening them with your pistol. Well, my boys have been locked up for while, and must be hungry for a woman. So, once we're at the hide out, I reckon I'll give them a nice surprise and show them what's in this trunk."
Sarah: "NOOOOOOMPHHHH"
[Trunk slams shut]
