Agent Alizée thought she had managed to capture the undersigned. Hilarious, right?
Let's just say "prison life" wasn't exactly on my bucket list. So, imagine this: Alizée struts in. Little did she know that this particular cat had nine escape plans and a penchant for accessories... Long story short, a well-placed meow, a cleverly faked limp (an Oscar-worthy performance, mine!) and the frogeater was lying on the floor. Let's just say her uniform looked much better on me than it ever had on her.
In conclusion, officer Alizée (beautiful name, btw) tied up like a chicken on a spit, with a gag that wouldn't win any fashion awards. And me walking out like I own the place.
PS And this uniform? Purrfect to fit into my next "business trip".
#CatBurglarLife #ByeByeJail #SorryNotSorryAlizée
