The SI:- The Chronicles of Squad 1 Episode 1: Fucking New Girl's

[meditions142]

The absolutely clueless guards.

My absolutely favorite kind of guards. Armed and on duty but totally outmatched by our heroes! They never stand a chance.

[Stormtrooper1990]

The absolutely clueless guards.

My absolutely favorite kind of guards. Armed and on duty but totally outmatched by our heroes! They never stand a chance.

Me too, there are no better kind of guard. Except one relieved of her uniform


Both in the case of the locker room girls, and the checkpoint guards.




I think Donnelly was instrumental in getting them past the checkpoint. It just goes to show she and Annabeth are two very intelligent young women who were wasted in Darkwatch, its a good thing Pavlova has an eye for talent.

[meditions142]

Me too, there are no better kind of guard. Except one relieved of her uniform


Both in the case of the locker room girls, and the checkpoint guards.

And don't forget Alicia! Not only did Katrina trick her with the pizza delivery but when Katrina pulled the shock pistol all the clueless and poorly trained cutie could manage to do was rear back in shock and make herself an easy target.

[Stormtrooper1990]

Me too, there are no better kind of guard. Except one relieved of her uniform


Both in the case of the locker room girls, and the checkpoint guards.

And don't forget Alicia! Not only did Katrina trick her with the pizza delivery but when Katrina pulled the shock pistol all the clueless and poorly trained cutie could manage to do was rear back in shock and make herself an easy target.

How could I forget poor Alicia. What makes it more humourous is that she had a pistol, concealed under her desk but she just forgot about it and completely panicked.



Darkwatch only has itself to blame for not caring about the welfare or training of its cute sentry girls. One of the many reasons they lost the war with the SI, and why so many Darkwatch girls defected to the SI.

[meditions142]

How could I forget poor Alicia. What makes it more humourous is that she had a pistol, concealed under her desk but she just forgot about it and completely panicked.

Indeed it is a funny and wonderful scene to imagine. Love to imagine her just gasping in shock then followed by a cry pain as she feels impact and the electricity coursing through her body as the shock bullet goes to work on her. Then the wonderful image of her slumping back in her chair. Her CNS overridden and disrupted and her higher brain functions totally shut down.

[Stormtrooper1990]

How could I forget poor Alicia. What makes it more humourous is that she had a pistol, concealed under her desk but she just forgot about it and completely panicked.

Indeed it is a funny and wonderful scene to imagine. Love to imagine her just gasping in shock then followed by a cry pain as she feels impact and the electricity coursing through her body as the shock bullet goes to work on her. Then the wonderful image of her slumping back in her chair. Her CNS overridden and disrupted and her higher brain functions totally shut down.

The look on her face when Katrina said "Your clothes should cover It" must have been one of confusion then when she drew the shock pistol, that "Oh Shit!" Moment followed by the pain of the electricity coursing through her body then sleepy time.


I think Katrina stripping her while she is still sitting there out cold, then the team walks in, seeing Alicia's scantily clad body slumped in her chair, is one of the sexist scenes I have written.

[meditions142]

I think Katrina stripping her while she is still sitting there out cold, then the team walks in, seeing Alicia's scantily clad body slumped in her chair, is one of the sexist scenes I have written.

I have to agree with you there. The idea of Alicia deeply unconscious slumped back in her chair in what sounds like a very sexy bra and pantie set is indeed wonderful to picture. I agree it is one of you sexiest scenes.

Also, I have to say, I like the next scene, after the team has moved on, of Katrina lifting Alicia's sexy, scantily clad body out of her chair and then unceremoniously rolling her under the desk. Excellent scene there too.

[Stormtrooper1990]

I think Katrina stripping her while she is still sitting there out cold, then the team walks in, seeing Alicia's scantily clad body slumped in her chair, is one of the sexist scenes I have written.

I have to agree with you there. The idea of Alicia deeply unconscious slumped back in her chair in what sounds like a very sexy bra and pantie set is indeed wonderful to picture. I agree it is one of you sexiest scenes.

Also, I have to say, I like the next scene, after the team has moved on, of Katrina lifting Alicia's sexy, scantily clad body out of her chair and then unceremoniously rolling her under the desk. Excellent scene there too.

Reminds me of cute little Melissa from Nakamura Tower, she met a similar fate poor lamb and suffered a similar humilation


You are very welcome, my friend. I really have so much fun writing these scenes. Not only is it sexy as hell but adds so much to my characters in terms of their development. That not only are they skilled professionals but can't resist having a little fun at the same time.

[meditions142]

You are very welcome, my friend. I really have so much fun writing these scenes. Not only is it sexy as hell but adds so much to my characters in terms of their development. That not only are they skilled professionals but can't resist having a little fun at the same time.

Indeed I do like the way the SI folks have little bit of fun along the way.

I just love the Darkwatch sentries. They are just regular girls who are no match for SI. Darkwatch puts them out there without the training and not caring if something happens to them. SI, while not wanting to kill, just see them as obstacles and sources of uniforms and access cards. The SI operatives are detached and therefore pay the sentries little concern. And of course enjoy having a little fun with them when they can.

I also like the idea that as clueless low level employees of Darkwatch the women would not be privy to SI's technology. Surely Alicia and her colleagues could never comprehend the complex technology that was used to put them into sleepyland.

[Stormtrooper1990]

You are very welcome, my friend. I really have so much fun writing these scenes. Not only is it sexy as hell but adds so much to my characters in terms of their development. That not only are they skilled professionals but can't resist having a little fun at the same time.

Indeed I do like the way the SI folks have little bit of fun along the way.

I just love the Darkwatch sentries. They are just regular girls who are no match for SI. Darkwatch puts them out there without the training and not caring if something happens to them. SI, while not wanting to kill, just see them as obstacles and sources of uniforms and access cards. The SI operatives are detached and therefore pay the sentries little concern. And of course enjoy having a little fun with them when they can.

I also like the idea that as clueless low level employees of Darkwatch the women would not be privy to SI's technology. Surely Alicia and her colleagues could never comprehend the complex technology that was used to put them into sleepyland.

You have to feel a little sympathy for the humble cute and loveable Darkwatch sentry. They are ordinary impressionable girls, forgotten by society. They are easy prey for the Darkwatch recruiters, who draw in the girl's with promises of shelter, purpose and a uniform( one they will end up losing). They are lured in, unaware that their employer is an evil neo-fascist terrorist group for hire who consider their sentries expendable assets, similar to Imperial Stormtroopers.


They are caught between an uncaring employer and a more skillful opponent who views them simply as assets, obstacles or even playthings. Darkwatch doesn't even bother to brief its sentries on the technology they are facing.


It's no wonder many of these cuties, join the SI who genuinely care about the welfare of its agents.