"Negative, Oscar 7! I don't care how worried you are about the hostage, do not put down your weapons... Oscar 7...? Come in, Oscar 7...? ... Oh, shoot!"
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"Well, you girls were lucky that thief put you up for sale on Dark Web Auctions. You are now the property of the world's most exclusive brothel. Here you will have the pleasure of becoming the playthings of the richest and most famous. Oh, and we pay the local police, so if you runaway, they bring you back to us."
