Oh, I promise the puns and quips won't stop.

Though they might become a bit scarcer as we approach the climax of the story - things may get a bit more serious. And there will definitely be more face-to-face interactions between the characters, as you're about to see.
.................
Denise tapped her watch as she lumbered past the NASA offices to the launching platforms.
"Busted again," she sighed.
The watch read 9:53, same as when she had checked it ten minutes ago. It was certainly time to get a new one.
'Gonna be late, girl," she murmured. "Better get that ass in gear." She hoisted her toolbox and quickened her pace.
As one of NASA's resident ground mechanics, it was Denise's job to ensure the test flights would take off without a hitch. It was a tough job, but the pay was good, and the hours weren't too stressful.
Dressed in light blue, perennially oil-stained coveralls, brown timberland boots, and a dark blue cap over her black hair that she'd playfully tilted to one side, Denise stepped quickly past the brick-and-mortar buildings. Needing a shortcut to save time, she kept to the quieter areas of the complex, closer to some of the trailer offices than the larger constructs.
"Excuse me, miss."
The voice belonged to a tall blonde woman in security uniform, standing in the doorway of one of the trailers. She was beckoning to the mechanic.
Denise approached in confusion. "Is something wrong, officer?" she asked. "I'm kind of running late..."
"This won't take long," the guard promised. "We've begun conducting random ID checks of employees around the premises... It's our way of combating the recent spate of infiltrations and replacements that have occurred at NASA over the last few months."
Denise had heard rumors of certain infiltrations at the facility in the past, but had dismissed them as nonsense. The idea of employees getting tied up and replaced seemed ridiculous.
Nevertheless, she decided to humor the guard, and stepped toward the trailer.
The air-conditioner was on full blast, a fact that Denise was thankful for. At the desk sat a tall dark-haired woman, typing away at a laptop. She wore a white shirt beneath a grey peplum jacket, a matching pencil skirt, tan tights, and dark slingback high heels.
"I've got my ID papers in my left pocket, officer," Denise said, reaching in to retrieve them. "But you don't need to worry about me. I can't imagine why anyone would want to steal this old uniform." She chuckled at the idea.
Her chuckle faded when she heard a clicking noise behind her.
Denise turned to see the security guard pointing a gun at her head.
"Oh," the guard smiled, shutting the door with her foot. "I can think of a few reasons."
Denise dropped her toolbox in shock. It landed with a thud.
"Wh... what's going on..."
"Just a good old-fashioned mugging, dearest," Lucinda laughed. "Well... not very old-fashioned. You can keep your cash and jewelry, if you have any... All we're really after is your uniform."
"My... what?" Denise gasped.
"She wants your uniform," Meredith stated, without glancing up from her computer. "You strip down to your underwear, she ties you up and tosses you in a closet, then she puts on your clothes and impersonates you. Nothing too complicated."
Lucinda smiled. "You always summarize things so eloquently, dear."
Meredith returned the smile. "Thanks, honey."
Denise could tell that, despite their glib and bantering tone, these women were serious in their demand. Hands shaking, she bent down and began slowly unlacing her boots.
"Tick-tock, honey," Lucinda urged.
Denise quickened her pace. She stepped out of her boots, then unbuttoned her coveralls and let them drop to the floor. This left her trembling in a pink push-up bra covered in small green hearts and some high-waist electric-blue panties. "Pl... please don't kill me..."
"You'll live," Lucinda replied, though the cold tone of her voice did not sound very reassuring. "Sweetie, throw me that rubber hosing."
Meredith tossed a coil of thin but durable blue wiring to her wife.
"Arms behind your back, pretty girl," Lucinda smiled. "That's it... You're doing great."
Denise tried to hold back tears as she felt her wrists tightly bound above her ass, and her ankles secured likewise. She kept her mouth shut as her captor smoothed a piece of tape over her lips.
"Perfect!" Lucinda smiled. "Are you sure this is your first time getting your uniform stolen, honey? You played the part so well."
Meredith laughed. "She did what you asked, honey. No need to taunt her."
"Yes, get a move on," Dr. Chen said tersely, emerging from the adjoining room. "I see that you girls enjoy mocking the women you mug, but try to remember we're here on important business. Please keep things professional."
"Sorry, boss," Lucinda nodded. "Let me get Lady Fix-It out of sight."
She opened the closet door. Denise's eyebrows raised. On the floor of the closet sat an unconscious woman with shoulder-length platinum-blonde hair, clad in nothing but a purple underwire bra and beige control briefs. She was also secured with blue tubing and gagged with silver tape.
Lucinda dropped Denise on the floor beside the other woman. "Say hi to your new playmate," she chuckled, shutting the door.
Then she turned back to Dr. Chen. "Sorry about that... I can't resist having a little fun on the job."
"Well, try to resist," Dr. Chen said dryly. "Put her uniform on. People are probably already wondering why she's late."
Lucinda nodded, and began changing out of her guard uniform.
"I don't see why I needed to mug someone for a new disguise," Meredith complained. "And a secretary? How demeaning." She wrinkled her nose, remembering her own days working as a lowly secretary in the corporate world.
"We needed a computer that could access the NASA's highly secure mainframe," Chen explained. "And anyone peeking through the window might be wondering why a security guard was working at a desk. So you had to take the secretary's clothes as well."
Meredith nodded, though she suspected that wasn't the only reason. Dr. Chen probably didn't trust her to carry around a gun, and wanted her out of the security uniform and into something more harmless quickly.
By this point, Lucinda had fully changed into the mechanic's uniform. "All set, boss."
"Then let's move. Meredith, stay here and keep contact with radio."
Meredith nodded sourly.
Lucinda approached her. "Don't worry, hon. I'll be careful. I promise." She kissed her. "See you soon."
Meredith smiled back. "Yes... very soon."
Dr. Chen watched, irritated. These two women clearly loved each other... and Chen had no time for love. It could be dangerous to the mission.
Perhaps Meredith and Lucinda were not the most reliable henchwomen after all...
******************
Adelaide blew the whistle.
"Twenty-minute break," she announced to the color guard teams. "Be back for the second round of competition at 11 AM sharp."
The color guard girls relaxed. Most of them began chatting with one another, or tapping away at their phones. A few of them headed for the exit, hoping to stretch their legs for a few minutes.
But one girl stood to one side, watching Adelaide step off the field, toward the showers and ladies' room.
Farah smiled. Now was her chance.
Joanna caught Adelaide's eye and nodded approvingly. Adelaide nodded back, just enough so that no one else would notice. Then she disappeared through the stadium doors.
Joanna was grinning from ear to ear. She could practically taste her team's victory. True, it would be a victory attained through cheating and duplicity, but Joanna didn't care. She cared about the fame... the sponsorships... the money. A win was worth it, by any means necessary.
Preoccupied as she was, Joanna did not notice one of the Maple girls follow Adelaide through the doorway.
Farah at first kept a distance behind the fake referee. Then, one she'd ensured that no one else was around, she swiftly closed the gap.
The ladies' room was closed for cleaning, but Adelaide didn't have the patience to find another one. Besides, the referee uniform she'd stolen came with an all-access key. She unlocked the door and headed for the nearest sink. Humming softly, she began to rinse her face and hands.
All of the sudden, the door clicked shut. Adelaide heard a low, malicious laugh.
"So we meet again."
Adelaide looked up to see a young woman of about twenty years, dressed in a bright orange leotard. Her arms were folded across her chest, and a cruel grin was spread across her face.
"I swore I'd get my revenge," Farah said coldly. "You're going to pay for humiliating me."
"Right," Adelaide nodded. "One question: Have we met before?"
Farah sighed. "Typical American. Can never remember the details." She stepped closer. "I'm Farah Fayad. If you don't recognize me, I blame the wardrobe. We met a few weeks ago... I was dressed as a truck driver... You were disguised as an airplane pilot."
Adelaide nodded slowly. "Yes... yes, I remember. That cute blonde aviatrix. I quite liked her uniform."
"Never mind her," Farah bristled. "You held me at gunpoint... Robbed me of my valued cargo..."
"The handball team?" Adelaide asked. "That's what this is about?"
"Damned right," Farah scowled. She cracked her knuckles. "And now you're gonna be sorry."
Adelaide laughed. "Kid, I'm in middle of a job. I can't be bothered by... Oouuggghh!"
Farah lurched forward and punched Adelaide in the stomach. The young woman was stronger - and faster - than she looked.
Adelaide tried to counter with a judo chop, but Farah blocked it. She grabbed Adelaide's arm and flipped the taller woman onto her back.
Adelaide hit the tiled floor and lay dazed. Farah grinned.
"You won't stop me this time, sweets. I'm going to kidnap every color guard girl at this tournament... Sell them to some rich Arabs... Become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams." She laughed. "And I'm going to get my revenge on you as well."
She raised her foot, preparing to stomp on the aching Adelaide's face.
"No... Please..." Adelaide had no fight left in her.
At that moment, the restroom door swung open. Two women in catering uniforms stepped in, one holding a small electronic device.
"According to my radiation detector," she was saying, "the bomb should be somewhere in..."
She looked up at the sight of the two women in the restroom. Then she looked closer at the woman in the orange leotard and gasped.
"Farah?" she asked.
Farah's eyes widened. She stepped away from Adelaide. "K... Karima?"
There was a log moment of silence, and then the two women hugged.
******************
"Girls, please," Toshiko said, a note of panic in her voice. "I... I can explain."
"Explain?" Cassandra glared at her. She was now pointing a gun at the trembling woman. "Explain what? That you're a backstabbing, traitorous bitch?"
"Please," Toshiko said. "I... I didn't mean to... Sloane was awful! She was a toxic boss. You remember that!"
"You're an even more toxic boss," Cassandra said tersely. "I never liked you, Toshi. Always lecturing me about my cigarettes... Acting like you'e the team's mother. I didn't know how malicious you were." She stepped closer. "I should put a bullet in your head right now."
Toshiko wanted to protest, but she didn't know what to say. Cassandra wasn't wrong about her. She was a traitor - and a liability to everyone around her.
She slumped her head. "Maybe... maybe you should."
"Glad we finally agree," Cassandra snarled.
"Cass, wait!" Marina spoke up. "Don't... don't hurt her."
"Why not?" Cassandra snapped. Her eyes remained fixed on the sorrowful Toshiko. "She admits to killing Sloane. She deserves to die."
"Maybe she's a killer... but you're not," Marina stated. "I know you, Cass. Maybe you think I'm just the funny, quippy girl of the team, but I've gotten to know you over these last few years, and you... you wouldn't do something like this. You can't."
Cassandra kept the gun trained on Toshiko, but said nothing.
"Besides," Marina continued, "Sloane wasn't exactly the greatest boss to you, either. Remember when you were tied up and had your clothes stolen? Sloane just left you behind. Said it would be a lesson for you."
Cassandra bit her lip. Then she lowered her gun.
Toshiko looked up. "Cass, I... I'm so sorr..."
"Shut the hell up," Cassandra said. "Marina, we're leaving."
"We are?"
"We're leaving, and we're not coming back," Cassandra continued. "This team is over. Done. Kaput. Pack a bag."
"But..." Marina looked around. "Where will we go?"
"Somewhere else," Cassandra replied. "Like I said, pack a bag."
Marina nodded silently. The two women headed for their rooms to collect their things.
Ten minutes later, they left, without another word to their former boss.
Toshiko slumped back in her chair and began crying. She hated herself... hated every life choice she had made.
Suddenly, she felt a hand on her shoulder. See looked up to see a sympathetically smiling Atsuko. An apprehensive Carolyn stood behind her.
"Hey, sis," Atsuko said. "Dry those tears. Don't think of this as a bad thing... Think of it as a chance to start over."
On the floor, Willa groaned. She was starting to wake up.
Atsuko sighed. "Although we should probably deal with her first."
Toshiko wiped her eyes and smiled.
********************
The FBI van pulled up about sixty yards from the stadium. It sat humming in the tall bushes.
"Okay, ladies." Bridget shut off the engine. "Karima is somewhere in that stadium. We have to split into teams. Three of us will enter through the front, three through the back. We search until we find her."
"Roger that!" Felicia smiled.
"Okay..." Bridget considered. "So who goes with me? Prema? Bobbi?"
"Actually," Bobbi spoke up. "I'd like to go with Felicia." She smiled at her friend. "And... Zuhal. Just to keep an eye on her."
Zuhal grinned. "Fine with me."
Bridget hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "Okay... Moira, Prema, you're with me. Good luck, ladies."
The two teams exited the van and went their separate ways.
Bobbi, Felicia, and Zuhal circled around to the front of the stadium, crouching behind the hedges.
"So what's the plan?" Zuhal asked. "Apart from... keep an eye on me?" She laughed.
"Shhh! Not so loud." Bobbi peeked through the bushes. "That's odd... no security guards. You'd think they would have a few of them by the front entrance."
Some rustling noises, and faint whimpers, caught Zuhal's ears. She approached some of the taller hedges and looked over them.
"Looks like the guards were unexpectedly detained," she chuckled.
Felicia and Bobbi looked at the underwear-clad blonde and redhead who were currently gagged and bound behind the bushes.
Bobbi sighed. "Is there a single security guard in this town who is able to do her job
without getting her uniform stolen?"
"If so, I haven't met her," Zuhal smiled.
"I'm confused," Felicia sad, inspecting the guards. "These two are much taller than Karima. She couldn't have taken their uniforms... so who did?"
"Who cares?" Zuhal beckoned the girls to the entrance. "Let's just get inside while the coast is clear."
Luck was with them, as the front lobby was empty. Everyone was at the center of the stadium, watching the tournament. The trio stepped down a side hall which led to the locker rooms.
"So far, so good," Bobbi noted. "But we won't exactly blend in with these outfits. I think a change in wardrobe is necessary."
Footsteps. The three women exchanged a glance.
"Hide!" Bobbi whispered.
She and Felicia ducked into a nearby broom closet. Zuhal slipped into a small bathroom just across the hall.
A color guard girl stepped down the hall, dressed in the pink leotard of the Tampa Tigresses. She was tall and thin, with dark skin and brown hair tied back into a ponytail.
Bobbi prepared to reach out and pull the girl into the closet. But instead, the Tigress stepped into the restroom, humming to herself. She shut the door.
Felicia and Bobbi exchanged a glance. Then they heard the voice behind the bathroom door. "Hey, who are you? This bathroom is for athletes only... Hey, let go! What the hell...?" Some crashing sounds, muted by the thick metal door. "Help, someone! Please h..." A quick thud. Silence.
A grinning Zuhal stuck her head out the bathroom door and gave a thumbs-up. Then she shut the door to give herself and the Tigress some privacy.
Felicia blinked. "Zuhal doesn't mess around, does she?"
Bobbi shrugged. "Quiet, I hear voices..."
Two girls in dark blue leotards stepped into the hall, chatting with one another. The first was fair-skinned, her blonde hair cut short into a bob. The second was tan-skinned, her black hair done into plaited pigtails.
Bobbi grinned. "Jackpot."
"But the bet..."
"Don't worry your pretty head... I'll take care of them both. You deserve a break."
As the two Opals passed by the closet, Bobbi reached out, grabbed their heads, and knocked them together. The brunette was kayoed immediately; Bobbi gripped the dazed blonde in a tight sleeper hold as she dragged the both of them back in the closet.
Within moments, the blonde was unconscious as well, and Bobbi let both girls slide to the floor. "We've got a sale today," she smiled. "Two knockouts for the price of one."
Felicia winced. "Those two are going to have some bad migraines when they wake up."
Bobbi shrugged. "Better them than us. Come on, strip Miss Pigtails... she looks about your size."
Before long, the two Opals were down to their dark blue sports bras and high-waist panties. Felicia and Bobbi used some materials from the closet - white rubber tubing and semi-translucent green duct tape - to keep them quiet and secured, back-to-back, on the cold closet floor.
Bobbi and Felicia slipped into the skintight leotards, which fit fairly well. Felicia did find the outfit to be naturally constricting, however.
"How do these girls compete in these uniforms?" she wondered.
"They should get a trophy just for wearing them," Bobbi agreed. "Now let's move."
By this point, Zuhal had changed into her own leotard. Though she was not particularly a fan of pink, the outfit was certainly less conspicuous than the FBI uniform.
She smiled at the uniform's original owner. "And rather pretty, isn't it?"
The girl could not respond - being that she was currently seated on the toilet in her neon pink sports bra and hiphuggers, bound with rope from the weapons belt and gagged with liberal amounts of toilet paper. She was still unconscious, her chest rising and falling with each quiet breath.
Zuhal leaned over and kissed the girl on the forehead, leaving a small lipstick mark. "Always good to sign my work," she giggled, before exiting the restroom and shutting the door.
Hanging an "Out of Order" sign on the doorway, Zuhal turned to see Bobbi and Felicia exiting the closet.
"Don't you two look lovely! Wish I had my camera."
Felicia gave her an odd look. "You are having way too much fun."
Zuhal shrugged. "Your friend seems to be enjoying herself as well."
Bobbi ignored her. "Come on, let's not waste more time. Karima has to be somewhere in the area..."
*****************
Lucinda cautiously made her way to the launching field at the west end of the NASA base.
No one tried to stop her. After all, she was dressed in a mechanic's uniform and cap, and holding a large metal toolbox. She had even remembered to apply a little grease stain to her cheek, to complete the effect.
"You're late," the man on the landing deck said. "Supposed to be here ten minutes ago."
"Terribly sorry," Lucinda replied. "Had a bit of trouble finding a clean outfit this morning... had to settle for this."
The man rolled his eyes. "Women," he muttered. "Just give the plane one last check and okay it for takeoff."
Lucinda smiled as she headed for the tarmac. Men were even easier to fool than women - just bring up some female-specific problem and they let you by without further questions.
The space-plane sat on the tarmac, ready to launch. It was a newer, improved version of the plane that had launched - and been hijacked - a few months earlier. Lucinda had read about it in the news at the time, but hadn't thought much of it. Looking at the spacecraft now, however, it was certainly impressive. The metallic shuttle was long and sleek, polished white to a shine. It stood, wings spread, ready for its next orbital takeoff.
Still, now was not the time for sightseeing. Lucinda had a job. Not the job of poor Denise; rather, the one commissioned by Dr. Chen.
Lucinda climbed up to the plane engine and pretended to inspect it. In reality, she had retrieved a small metal cylinder from her toolbox - a cylinder she had stolen from the weapons room of the island. She grinned as she quietly tucked the device into the depths of the plane's engines.
Then she slid down the ladder and stepped away. "Cleared for takeoff," she said, just the hint of a smile on her lips.
**********************
Bridget, Moira, and Prema moved softly through the bushes as they made their way to the stadium parking lot. The only sounds were that of the occasional twig crunching beneath a powerful boot.
Bridget glanced through the hedges. She trained a pair of binoculars on the rear doors of the stadium.
"Security guards... several of them. Gonna be tough to get inside."
"Oh, well," Prema shrugged and turned to go. "It was a nice try... Let's head home."
Moira grabbed her arm and pulled her back. "What's the rush, gal? You're not afraid, are you?"
Prema let out a nervous chuckle. "Of... course not. But Bridget said there was no way inside. We shouldn't risk it."
"Oh, yes we should." Bridget trained her binoculars on the far end of the parking lot. "And I think I just found our ticket in."
The post-game banquet had been well-planned, with a catering service commissioned and several delectable foods delivered onsite. The stadium heads had also hired some musicians for orchestral accompaniment. So it was that a sleek black sedan pulled into the parking lot and rolled to a stop not far from the trio's hiding place.
From the sedan emerged three women, in black suits with coattails, crisp white shirts, white bowties, white satin gloves, and polished black loafers. Each carried her own musical instrument. The cellist was tall and broad-shouldered, with pale skin and straight dark hair that formed a V-shape at her back. The violinist was slightly shorter, with a cherubic face, light skin and short ginger curls. The flutist was about the same height and build as the violinist, with angular features, tanned skin and her chestnut-brown hair in a bun.
Bridget turned to her two friends, a mischievous grin on her face. "You girls ever want to join the band?"
Moira smiled as well. Prema looked nervous. "You're... not going to hurt them, are you?"
"Of course not," Bridget assured her. "Like I said, we're the good guys. And that means we try to mug innocent civilians as gently as possible."
"How reassuring," Prema muttered.
Moira looked over the hedges. "If you think about it, we'l be doing the ladies a favor. It's a hot day, and it can't be comfortable strutting around in full suits like that."
"Hot day... that gives me an idea," Bridget said thoughtfully.
She poked her head out from the bushes and beckoned to the three women. "Good day, ladies... Would you care for some liquid refreshments before you go onstage? There's a shortcut here to the nearest vending machines."
The cellist glanced at her watch. "Awfully kind of you, ma'am, but we're running late... Need to get our instruments set up, and..."
"They have ice-cold lemonade," Bridget offered. "Energy drinks, cream soda..."
"Come on, Octavia," the violinist urged. "We could use some drinks before going onstage. Harmony definitely needs to wet her whistle before performing." The flutist nodded in agreement.
The cellist sighed. "Okay, girls. But let's not take longer than a few minutes."
The three women stepped into the bushes. "Okay, show us the... ooollpp!" The violinist was startled as Bridget grabbed her collar and pulled her downwards, out of sight.
"Melody, what..?" The cellist and flutist barely had time to react before Moira jumped them from behind. They both fell to the ground.
Bridget put Melody in a sleeper hold, trying to contain the struggling woman. "Try not to get their clothes dirty or grass-stained... We need the suits to look pristine when we wear them."
As Moira grappled with the Octavia, the flutist rolled out from under her. "Wear our suits?" she gasped. "What the hell are you... uurrghhh!"
She clutched at the hand which suddenly covered her mouth.
"Shhh... please be quiet," Prema begged, trying to hold the woman. "I don't want to hurt you. Just... aagh!"
She jerked her hand back. Harmony had bitten it. "That
hurt!"
Harmony opened her mouth to scream. Fortunately, Bridget had by now put Melody out of commission and was able to shut the flutist's jaw with a swift right hook. The woman crumpled to the ground.
"Sorry for that bit of unladylike violence," Bridget smiled softly at Prema. "But we can't risk anyone blowing our cover."
"Easy does it... There you go, sweetheart." Moira let out a sigh of relief as the violinist finally slipped into unconsciousness. "She was a feisty one."
Prema rubbed her hand. "What now?"
"Now we buy these ladies some sodas for when they wake up," Moira stated.
"We... are you joking?"
"Of course I'm joking," Moira said dryly. "Now we put on their clothes. What did you think?"
"Moira," Bridget said sternly. "Prema is still pretty new to the whole uniform-stealing business. No need to be rude."
Moira rolled her eyes. "Yes, mother."
But she focused on her work as the three women stripped the musicians of their outfits.
Minutes later, Bridget, Moira, and Prema were buttoning up the crisp white shirts, smoothing down the dark suits, and stepping into the polished black shoes of the musical troupe. The white satin gloves made for a minor but professional detail, as did the bow ties.
Bridget saw Prema struggling with her bow tie. "Need some help?"
"Er... I suppose. Never worn one of these before."
Bridget helped her tie it at the collar. "Never seen you in a suit before, Ms. Khatri. You look quite handsome."
Prema wrinkled her nose. "Are you... flirting with me?"
"No!" Bridget tried to smile. "I'm just giving you a compliment."
"It sounded like you were flirting. For the record, even if I was interested in women - which I'm not - I certainly wouldn't waste any time on you."
Bridget felt herself getting irritated, but forced herself to stay calm. "I wasn't flirting. You should learn to take a compliment."
"Hmph." Prema straightened her bow tie against her collar.
She glanced over at the three musicians, all of whom had been gagged with cloths and bound with durable wiring. Octavia was down to a white full-cup bra with zigzagging blue stripes and lavender bikini panties with a heart-encrusted bow. Melody was clad in a lemon-hued T-shirt bra and light red control briefs. Harmony had the most interesting underwear of the three - a light blue set of bikini bra and panties, decorated with patterns of musical notes. ("Guess music really does soothe the savage breast," Moira had quipped while stripping her.)
"They... they'll be okay, right?" Prema asked.
"Of course they will," Bridget replied. "And depending on how well we play their instruments, they might even get paid for this gig."
"Just so long as I don't have to perform," Moira remarked, hoisting the cello beneath in one arm. "There's a reason I majored in journalism instead of music."
"Well, we won't spend too much time playing." Bridget picked up the violin. "Not when there's a dangerous criminal to catch. Ready, girls?"
Moira nodded. Prema did as well, though there was a look of trepidation in her eyes.
Bridget stepped out of the bushes, advancing toward the stadium. "Karima, here we come."
*******************
It took less than sixty seconds for Sabira to locate the bomb and defuse it.
But it took nearly that amount of time for her to process the figurative bomb that had been dropped in her lap.
She looked back and forth, from one woman to the other. "So... you two know each other?"
"What gave it away?" Farah said dryly.
"Sabira, this girl is my cousin," Karima explained. "She was... my close friend for many years. I took care of her... I was like a big sister. But she... she ran away."
"I left," Farah admitted. "Because I was scared... Scared of what you were becoming. I ran away, but... fell in with a tough crowd. I learned how to fight... how to be stealthy... and eventually I got a job."
"A... job?" Karima looked bewildered.
Farah nodded. "I kidnap young women and sell them for great profit," she explained. "I've been doing it for only two years... but I'm already one of the most prolific and successful workers in the field."
"Farah, that's..." Karima looked at her, wide-eyed. Then she embraced her cousin again. "That's amazing! I'm so proud of you."
Behind the two women, Adelaide slowly staggered to her feet. Her eyes darted to the door... but Sabira was in the way.
Karima looked at Adelaide strangely. "What is the referee doing here?"
"What? I'm not..." Adelaide glanced at her uniform. "Oh, this is just a disguise. The real referee is tied up in her office."
"Who are you?" Karima asked suspiciously.
Adelaide managed a smile. "I..."
"She's a cold bitch," Farah interrupted. "I came here to make her pay for the time she stole from me. I kidnapped those handball girls fair and square."
Adelaide shrugged. "Technically, I kidnapped them first."
"Ladies, ladies," a voice came from the door. "Can we save the contests for later?"
The four women turned to see a pair of young women in dark blue leotards standing in the doorway.
Karima's eyes bulged. "No... Not you two brats..."
"It's us," Bobbi smiled.
"I... You're dead!" Karima stared in shock.
Felicia looked herself over. "Really? That's news to us..."
"You're supposed to be... I killed you! How the hell...?"
"Reports have been greatly exaggerated," Felicia chortled. "And now we're going to kick your asses."
Bobbi looked around the room. "I count four asses, Licia. Two of which I don't recognize." She smiled. "Which ones are we planning to kick?"
"How about... none?"
Bobbi and Felicia turned to see Zuhal smiling at them. They gasped. Zuhal was holding a pair of guns, pointed directly at their chests.
"Hands up, girls," Zuhal grinned.