"The New Avenger" by Bare-Faced-Cheek (no disguise purpose)
Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:42 pm
...the story is irresistible 
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"So you're saying that everyone had to do this when they first joined the team?" asked Captain Marvel, nervously.
"That's right," replied Black Widow. "It's a tradition. You should've seen when Hulk did it. That massive green dong flopping all around ..."
"Huh," said Captain Marvel. "And I've just got to go in there and run around the conference table?"
"Three times," said Scarlet Witch.
"Three times?"
"Yep," Black Widow nodded. "No super speed, obviously. And watch out for Thor, he can get a bit grabby when he's in the mood."
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"So you're saying that everyone had to do this when they first joined the team?" asked Captain Marvel, nervously.
"That's right," replied Black Widow. "It's a tradition. You should've seen when Hulk did it. That massive green dong flopping all around ..."
"Huh," said Captain Marvel. "And I've just got to go in there and run around the conference table?"
"Three times," said Scarlet Witch.
"Three times?"
"Yep," Black Widow nodded. "No super speed, obviously. And watch out for Thor, he can get a bit grabby when he's in the mood."