"The Lunatics" by EclipseInPeril
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:30 am
Blair Kensington was, like, Luna's biggest fan. Like, she didn't mean to brag or anything, but she literally had every piece of Luna merchandise on Earth. Literally. She had her own Luna Halloween costume, complete with that light-up moon belt thingy. She had all seventeen editions of the Martel Luna Action Figure, even the one they made in Taiwan... or Japan... or some other country in Europe. You wanna know a secret? She even had a piece of cloth Luna had, like, been gagged with when she was pretending to get tied up by those creepos in the subway.
Blair was also the founder, CEO, Queen Bee and Boss AF of Luna's very first fan club, the Lunatics. (JK, the name is like funny. Blair was totally not a lunatic. It's like a pun or something).
Anyways, one day Blair was scrolling through her feed when all of a sudden, she got like crazy mad. Luna still hadn't liked her Insta post! You know, the one with all her Lunatics posing outside the school in their Luna costumes?! She even literally hashtagged below #LunaHeroine. Blair scrolled back up. 3,563 posts... all with Luna hashtags... and she can't even like a single one of them?!
Then she noticed a post at the top. "Dear Sentinel City High School Students: today we have a special guest joining us after 2nd period. A role model and superheroine you will all appreciate -- Luna! (Due to time constraints, Luna will not able to pose for selfies")
Then Blair was happy. Like ultra happy. It was time to teach Luna a lesson about, like, totally ignoring her plans.
All she had to do was stop by the adult toy boutique on her way to class...
"Are you listening to me, Luna?"
"H.. huh?"
Smack!
"Aiiiieeeeee!!"
"I said, are you gonna like all my Insta posts?"
"Y... yes."
Smack!
"Uuunghh!"
"Yes, what?"
"Yes, Ms. Kensington."
"And are you gonna show up to my birthday party?"
Smack!
"Mnnnngg!"
"Yes, Ms. Kensington."
"And do all my algebra homework?"
Smack!
"Mmmm… Aaaaahhhh…. Aaaaahhh…. AAAGGGHHHH!"
"Omigod, did she just -- "
"Oh dear, it looks like Luna's made quite a mess..."
https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88777 ... JZ-oZaKAuM
"Omigod Blair, you look, like, soooo cute!"
"Yah, totes better than that heffer Luna ever did!"
"Can you believe that porker would barely fit in our locker?"
"Remember how she squirmed and moaned as we put her under?"
"'Oh, look at me, I'm Luna! I'm a soooperheroine! Please don't use that chloroform on me again!'"
"Or how she came like a freight train when I spanked her?"
"I told you that paddle would come in handy!"
"Well, we'd better get going girls if we're gonna make the pep rally. 'Luna' is about to make a surprise appearance!"
"Just a sec, Blair. Lemme lock this heffer in her locker."
"Wait... doesn't Luna without her mask look kinda familiar? I swear I've seen her face somewhere. She's, like, a celebrity or something..."
Blair was also the founder, CEO, Queen Bee and Boss AF of Luna's very first fan club, the Lunatics. (JK, the name is like funny. Blair was totally not a lunatic. It's like a pun or something).
Anyways, one day Blair was scrolling through her feed when all of a sudden, she got like crazy mad. Luna still hadn't liked her Insta post! You know, the one with all her Lunatics posing outside the school in their Luna costumes?! She even literally hashtagged below #LunaHeroine. Blair scrolled back up. 3,563 posts... all with Luna hashtags... and she can't even like a single one of them?!
Then she noticed a post at the top. "Dear Sentinel City High School Students: today we have a special guest joining us after 2nd period. A role model and superheroine you will all appreciate -- Luna! (Due to time constraints, Luna will not able to pose for selfies")
Then Blair was happy. Like ultra happy. It was time to teach Luna a lesson about, like, totally ignoring her plans.
All she had to do was stop by the adult toy boutique on her way to class...
"Are you listening to me, Luna?"
"H.. huh?"
Smack!
"Aiiiieeeeee!!"
"I said, are you gonna like all my Insta posts?"
"Y... yes."
Smack!
"Uuunghh!"
"Yes, what?"
"Yes, Ms. Kensington."
"And are you gonna show up to my birthday party?"
Smack!
"Mnnnngg!"
"Yes, Ms. Kensington."
"And do all my algebra homework?"
Smack!
"Mmmm… Aaaaahhhh…. Aaaaahhh…. AAAGGGHHHH!"
"Omigod, did she just -- "
"Oh dear, it looks like Luna's made quite a mess..."
https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88777 ... JZ-oZaKAuM
"Omigod Blair, you look, like, soooo cute!"
"Yah, totes better than that heffer Luna ever did!"
"Can you believe that porker would barely fit in our locker?"
"Remember how she squirmed and moaned as we put her under?"
"'Oh, look at me, I'm Luna! I'm a soooperheroine! Please don't use that chloroform on me again!'"
"Or how she came like a freight train when I spanked her?"
"I told you that paddle would come in handy!"
"Well, we'd better get going girls if we're gonna make the pep rally. 'Luna' is about to make a surprise appearance!"
"Just a sec, Blair. Lemme lock this heffer in her locker."
"Wait... doesn't Luna without her mask look kinda familiar? I swear I've seen her face somewhere. She's, like, a celebrity or something..."