"Homestuck commission" by riverswitch92
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2026 6:36 pm
Same artist as here (viewtopic.php?t=12050), except this time the description is unambiguous - the mugger is female. She even uses the "Flirt with the Guard" trick. Enjoy!
https://www.deviantart.com/riverswitch9 ... 1296997078
You are OERLEH LWROLE, a JADE BLOOD BEAUTY who knows that a smile and a kiss can open doors that lock picks can’t. Using your expert skills such as FLIRT THE SKIRT and PLAYING DRESS UP…you are currently breaking into NON-DESCRIPT BUILDING 512, a building owned by the Argumi corporation.
You are here to steal the Portgum detector, a high-tech device (you learned about thanks to one of your top operatives, PAYLEN KITTBY (shameless plug ;3)) that is able to detect the opening and closing of interdimensional portals all over Alternia, needless to say, whoever finds this device (and then sell it to the highest bidder) would be very, very rich.
Obviously for such an important mission, you dressed in nothing but your best. You are currently wearing a jade green blouse with puffed sleeves with a matching black waist coat and puffy neck piece, a pair of jade satin dress gloves, a sleek black dress over a pair of jade shorts, a pair of striped grey and slightly darker thigh high socks, a pair of jade ballet slippers and finally a fancy carnival mask (which only covers your eyes). The perfect outfit for stealing such a highly guarded device. You quickly skip across the gap in the hallways, your slippers letting you glide silently through the cold, dark corridor.
“Are you sure about this Oerleh…Paylen won’t mind stealing this thing for you…” Rariku Weebku, your gold blooded assistant explained, still confused as to why you wanted to do this job yourself.
“Rariku my dear, there are somethings in life that must be handled with the gentle and caring touch of a lady, not the harsh and uncaring paw of a meowbeast…” You explained with a smug sense of superiority as you check to make sure the coast is clear.
“I guess…Paylen is here by the way…she says hi…” Rariku sheepishly replied.
“Ah Paylen my dear…how is your little sister?” You asked with a smug smile making your way down the hallway, stopping at another junction.
“Paylen says she's fine…” Rariku answered as you came to a problem. The elevator leading to the next floor was locked and required a keycard to open.
“Time to get creative,” You said to yourself, looking around, smiling with glee as a Cerulean blooded guard walks around the corner…Time to get to work.
YOU USE FLIRT THE SKIRT ON THE GUARD.
“Hey there blue berry…what’s a sweet little thing like you doing here all alone?” You say, swaying your hips, winking an eye, smirking internally as you see a blue blush appear on the guard’s face.
“I- er- should you be here- ma’am?” The guard asked, nervously, clearly hesitant to approach you, but doing so anyway…
“Just looking for the ladies restroom…all these hallways look the same, a girl could get so lost and confused…” You say, trying to sound clueless and lost, twiddling her thumbs and flicking your heels.
“I- don’t think we-” The guard began trying to say, you lean forward, leaning into the guard…
“Confusing, I know…what's a girl to do…if only I had a big strong guard to help me…” You swoon, rubbing and massaging the guard’s limp noodle of an arm.
“I think-” The guard began to say, stumbling over her words
“You could show me the way to the bathroom…you’re a life saver…” You pull away, feeling the guards disappointment, looking her in the eye you smirk, “I think I owe you a kiss…” You see the guard’s hope and excitement rush back to her eyes…
“Okay…” She mumbles.
“Close them eyes for me dear…” You wink. Without a second thought the guard does so, closing her eyes, placing one hand on your chest, one wrapping around your back, pulling you closer and closer, she pouts her lips and tilts her head, right into the strange smelling rag you just stuffed into her face.
“MHPM?” She asked, it coming out as muffled and confused.
“Breath deep dear…” You said with a smug smirk, having her exactly where you want her.
“Mpmhp…mhpmhp…” After a few seconds, the guard passes out, congrats you now have an unconscious guard…you quickly drag her into a nearby room labeled “Lockers,” and get to work..
You use PLAYING DRESS UP on the guard, stripping her down to her bra, panties and socks.
“Not bad…” You say with a smirk, taking in the guard’s appearance before you wrap her (almost) naked body up in socks. You bind her hands behind her back, her arms to her sides, her legs together before stuffing a sock into her mouth (making sure it stays in there with one final sock) and then stuffing her into the locker.
“Mmhpphmp mhphmpmhp…” The guard mumbles into the sock, snoozing away…
“You’re just adorable dear…” You said with a wink, getting changed into her clothes….making sure to get a few looks at the guard’s bound, gagged and beautiful body, before shutting the locker closed on her.
https://www.deviantart.com/riverswitch9 ... 1296997078
You are OERLEH LWROLE, a JADE BLOOD BEAUTY who knows that a smile and a kiss can open doors that lock picks can’t. Using your expert skills such as FLIRT THE SKIRT and PLAYING DRESS UP…you are currently breaking into NON-DESCRIPT BUILDING 512, a building owned by the Argumi corporation.
You are here to steal the Portgum detector, a high-tech device (you learned about thanks to one of your top operatives, PAYLEN KITTBY (shameless plug ;3)) that is able to detect the opening and closing of interdimensional portals all over Alternia, needless to say, whoever finds this device (and then sell it to the highest bidder) would be very, very rich.
Obviously for such an important mission, you dressed in nothing but your best. You are currently wearing a jade green blouse with puffed sleeves with a matching black waist coat and puffy neck piece, a pair of jade satin dress gloves, a sleek black dress over a pair of jade shorts, a pair of striped grey and slightly darker thigh high socks, a pair of jade ballet slippers and finally a fancy carnival mask (which only covers your eyes). The perfect outfit for stealing such a highly guarded device. You quickly skip across the gap in the hallways, your slippers letting you glide silently through the cold, dark corridor.
“Are you sure about this Oerleh…Paylen won’t mind stealing this thing for you…” Rariku Weebku, your gold blooded assistant explained, still confused as to why you wanted to do this job yourself.
“Rariku my dear, there are somethings in life that must be handled with the gentle and caring touch of a lady, not the harsh and uncaring paw of a meowbeast…” You explained with a smug sense of superiority as you check to make sure the coast is clear.
“I guess…Paylen is here by the way…she says hi…” Rariku sheepishly replied.
“Ah Paylen my dear…how is your little sister?” You asked with a smug smile making your way down the hallway, stopping at another junction.
“Paylen says she's fine…” Rariku answered as you came to a problem. The elevator leading to the next floor was locked and required a keycard to open.
“Time to get creative,” You said to yourself, looking around, smiling with glee as a Cerulean blooded guard walks around the corner…Time to get to work.
YOU USE FLIRT THE SKIRT ON THE GUARD.
“Hey there blue berry…what’s a sweet little thing like you doing here all alone?” You say, swaying your hips, winking an eye, smirking internally as you see a blue blush appear on the guard’s face.
“I- er- should you be here- ma’am?” The guard asked, nervously, clearly hesitant to approach you, but doing so anyway…
“Just looking for the ladies restroom…all these hallways look the same, a girl could get so lost and confused…” You say, trying to sound clueless and lost, twiddling her thumbs and flicking your heels.
“I- don’t think we-” The guard began trying to say, you lean forward, leaning into the guard…
“Confusing, I know…what's a girl to do…if only I had a big strong guard to help me…” You swoon, rubbing and massaging the guard’s limp noodle of an arm.
“I think-” The guard began to say, stumbling over her words
“You could show me the way to the bathroom…you’re a life saver…” You pull away, feeling the guards disappointment, looking her in the eye you smirk, “I think I owe you a kiss…” You see the guard’s hope and excitement rush back to her eyes…
“Okay…” She mumbles.
“Close them eyes for me dear…” You wink. Without a second thought the guard does so, closing her eyes, placing one hand on your chest, one wrapping around your back, pulling you closer and closer, she pouts her lips and tilts her head, right into the strange smelling rag you just stuffed into her face.
“MHPM?” She asked, it coming out as muffled and confused.
“Breath deep dear…” You said with a smug smirk, having her exactly where you want her.
“Mpmhp…mhpmhp…” After a few seconds, the guard passes out, congrats you now have an unconscious guard…you quickly drag her into a nearby room labeled “Lockers,” and get to work..
You use PLAYING DRESS UP on the guard, stripping her down to her bra, panties and socks.
“Not bad…” You say with a smirk, taking in the guard’s appearance before you wrap her (almost) naked body up in socks. You bind her hands behind her back, her arms to her sides, her legs together before stuffing a sock into her mouth (making sure it stays in there with one final sock) and then stuffing her into the locker.
“Mmhpphmp mhphmpmhp…” The guard mumbles into the sock, snoozing away…
“You’re just adorable dear…” You said with a wink, getting changed into her clothes….making sure to get a few looks at the guard’s bound, gagged and beautiful body, before shutting the locker closed on her.
