"EscapeAdvisor:S.H.I.E.L.D. Edition" by CarloMilano2024
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2025 7:36 am
EscapeAdvisor – Official Review
Facility: S.H.I.E.L.D. Detention Center
Overall Rating: ★☆☆☆☆
Security Levels: embarrassingly low.
We were involuntary guests of the facility. During our stay, we noticed it was easier to escape than to find a decent blanket.
Staff Reaction and Management Skills: poor.
The guards made the brilliant decision to check on us without backup, and we — out of sheer professional courtesy — took advantage of it.
Their uniforms were comfortable, though a bit loose.
Staff Cooperation: surprisingly high.
Once neutralized, the agents allowed themselves to be tied up and gagged with an attitude that was almost composed.
Conclusion: Pleasant, but not enough to justify a longer stay. We won’t be coming back.
Luna Steele & Harper Vale, A.I.M. operatives