The Great Naboo Royal Palace Heist- A Star Wars USB Story

[meditions142]

Anyway, I agree that scantily clad women being hidden under beds by their mugger is a cool concept. And I have a soft spot for the trope of a uniform stealer having her own clothes stolen by someone else. Though this version has a bit of a twist, since it was done with friendly intents.

You and I agree on this Rufus. I also do like the idea that that woman who has her uniform stolen then has to knockout another woman to steal her uniform.

[Stormtrooper1990]

You know, not that you need anymore ideas, but given you are doing stories in the Star Wars Universe, it might be fun to see a story where a particularly powerful Jedi uses the Force to take over a female sentry's mind and make her provide information. Then the Jedi would make her turn over her uniform and then use the Force to put her to sleep.

Might be a fun idea.

It sounds like a fun idea,.

How's this. Rey from Force awakens needs to infiltrate a first order base to rescue her friends. She finds a young female Stormtrooper on sentry duty, using a mind trick she compels the woman to strip off her armour and hand it to Rey. She then compels the woman to sleep and puts on the armour.

[meditions142]

How's this. Rey from Force awakens needs to infiltrate a first order base to rescue her friends. She finds a young female Stormtrooper on sentry duty, using a mind trick she compels the woman to strip off her armour and hand it to Rey. She then compels the woman to sleep and puts on the armour.

Love it. And of course Rey should use her control over the woman to get information too!

[Stormtrooper1990]

How's this. Rey from Force awakens needs to infiltrate a first order base to rescue her friends. She finds a young female Stormtrooper on sentry duty, using a mind trick she compels the woman to strip off her armour and hand it to Rey. She then compels the woman to sleep and puts on the armour.

Love it. And of course Rey should use her control over the woman to get information too!

Absolutely. I will add this to the list.

Thanks for the idea, my friend.

[rufusluciusivan]

Cool short story. So... Is it part of Star Wars Legends or of the current Expanded Universe?

Anyway, I agree that scantily clad women being hidden under beds by their mugger is a cool concept. And I have a soft spot for the trope of a uniform stealer having her own clothes stolen by someone else. Though this version has a bit of a twist, since it was done with friendly intents.

Hi Rufus and thank you for reading my story , this story is set the day before the Trade Federation blockaded the planet, so I would put it into the expanded universe.


Camilla didn't tell Dòrme of the little alteration to their plan, but Camilla did it with the best possible intentions. Of course it worked out well in the end. They got the loot and Dòrme got some new clothes anyway, at the expense at poor completely clueless Julia.


Now they get to embark on the greatest crime spree the galaxy has ever seen, Cantobyte better watch out.

Please read the following paragraph with an 'annoying fanboy tone of voice': "But that is impossible. As clearly established by the novel
Queen's Shadow, Dormé stays under Padmé's employ after the events of Episode 1. This story is an heresy that contradicts the established holy lore of Star Wars. Heresy I say!"

Sorry, sorry, I'm stopping now. I didn't even read the book. I simply couldn't resist the joke.

This short story is a good way to right the wrong actually, since there apparently is a story in which a Naboo handmaiden is mugged for her robe - but everything takes place offscreen.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kart%C3%A9

Was it actually a source of inspiration?

[Stormtrooper1990]

Cool short story. So... Is it part of Star Wars Legends or of the current Expanded Universe?

Anyway, I agree that scantily clad women being hidden under beds by their mugger is a cool concept. And I have a soft spot for the trope of a uniform stealer having her own clothes stolen by someone else. Though this version has a bit of a twist, since it was done with friendly intents.

Hi Rufus and thank you for reading my story , this story is set the day before the Trade Federation blockaded the planet, so I would put it into the expanded universe.


Camilla didn't tell Dòrme of the little alteration to their plan, but Camilla did it with the best possible intentions. Of course it worked out well in the end. They got the loot and Dòrme got some new clothes anyway, at the expense at poor completely clueless Julia.


Now they get to embark on the greatest crime spree the galaxy has ever seen, Cantobyte better watch out.

Please read the following paragraph with an 'annoying fanboy tone of voice': "But that is impossible. As clearly established by the novel
Queen's Shadow, Dormé stays under Padmé's employ after the events of Episode 1. This story is an heresy that contradicts the established holy lore of Star Wars. Heresy I say!"

Sorry, sorry, I'm stopping now. I didn't even read the book. I simply couldn't resist the joke.

This short story is a good way to right the wrong actually, since there apparently is a story in which a Naboo handmaiden is mugged for her robe - but everything takes place offscreen.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kart%C3%A9

Was it actually a source of inspiration?

Actually, the funny thing is it wasn't.


Blue Cynthia and I, being the mad Star Wars fans we are, discussed on the Discord Server. I had always had a fantasy of Padmé's handmaidens( wearing both the robes and the sexy little black number) getting knocked out and having their robes stolen. We discussed a possible scenario and the royal heist.


I'am glad that I was able to right this heresy in my small way


I also have another interesting idea with regards to the Handmaidens. What if Padmé and her handmaidens are attacked and shot down by separatists on a hostile world, during the clone Wars. Padmé wants to play the hero.( she is wearing that tight, sexy little white outfit from AOTC) but her handmaidens plead with her to flee( They are garbed in the black outfit from PM) . She doesn't back down. So the one that looks most like her, stuns Padmé with her blaster. The handmaidens strip her and her body double switches clothes with her. The handmaidens take Padmé to safety, while the body double holds off the separatists. However, Anakin swoops to the rescue and rescues the fake Padmé. Afterwards Anakin mistakes her for the real Padmé and much hilarity ensures.

[rufusluciusivan]

Actually, the funny thing is it wasn't.


Blue Cynthia and I, being the mad Star Wars fans we are, discussed on the Discord Server. I had always had a fantasy of Padmé's handmaidens( wearing both the robes and the sexy little black number) getting knocked out and having their robes stolen. We discussed a possible scenario and the royal heist.


I'am glad that I was able to right this heresy in my small way


I also have another interesting idea with regards to the Handmaidens. What if Padmé and her handmaidens are attacked and shot down by separatists on a hostile world, during the clone Wars. Padmé wants to play the hero.( she is wearing that tight, sexy little white outfit from AOTC) but her handmaidens plead with her to flee( They are garbed in the black outfit from PM) . She doesn't back down. So the one that looks most like her, stuns Padmé with her blaster. The handmaidens strip her and her body double switches clothes with her. The handmaidens take Padmé to safety, while the body double holds off the separatists. However, Anakin swoops to the rescue and rescues the fake Padmé. Afterwards Anakin mistakes her for the real Padmé and much hilarity ensures.

You know your bodyguards are truly devoted to you when they are ready to go as far as knocking you out and taking your clothes to impersonate you leaving you in your skivvies- Now wait a minute...

The idea sounds cool actually. Plus it would give a common funny little team to all those "Naboo-related" uniform stealings. Knocking out a woman and stealing her clothes for her own good... Though it would be a one-uniform-stealing-scene story.

Unless Anakin is accompanied by a female Jedi and starts thinking Padmé has been betrayed and kidnapped by her handmaidens, so he asks his partner to rescue her... And she will of course knock out (and/or tie up?) one of the handmaidens to steal her outfit in order to do so...

(And afterwards the handmaidens could think the Jedi betrayed them. So they will knock out (and tie up?) a bunch of Padawans to steal their clothes, and enter the Jedi temple to rescue Padmé. Though I guess given the Jedi's mind powers, it would be a short-lived infiltration.... Unless the Jedi Masters find the situation amusing, and let it play through the end to mess with everyone.)

A chain of mugging for disguise so to speak - and a lot of embarassed reactions from all parties involved once the whole misunderstanding has been cleared out. I don't know if it could work - the last part about the temple at the very least would be too far farfetched - it'd need a lot of exposition, but the concept sure sounds funny.

[Stormtrooper1990]

Actually, the funny thing is it wasn't.


Blue Cynthia and I, being the mad Star Wars fans we are, discussed on the Discord Server. I had always had a fantasy of Padmé's handmaidens( wearing both the robes and the sexy little black number) getting knocked out and having their robes stolen. We discussed a possible scenario and the royal heist.


I'am glad that I was able to right this heresy in my small way


I also have another interesting idea with regards to the Handmaidens. What if Padmé and her handmaidens are attacked and shot down by separatists on a hostile world, during the clone Wars. Padmé wants to play the hero.( she is wearing that tight, sexy little white outfit from AOTC) but her handmaidens plead with her to flee( They are garbed in the black outfit from PM) . She doesn't back down. So the one that looks most like her, stuns Padmé with her blaster. The handmaidens strip her and her body double switches clothes with her. The handmaidens take Padmé to safety, while the body double holds off the separatists. However, Anakin swoops to the rescue and rescues the fake Padmé. Afterwards Anakin mistakes her for the real Padmé and much hilarity ensures.

You know your bodyguards are truly devoted to you when they are ready to go as far as knocking you out and taking your clothes to impersonate you leaving you in your skivvies- Now wait a minute...

The idea sounds cool actually. Plus it would give a common funny little team to all those "Naboo-related" uniform stealings. Knocking out a woman and stealing her clothes for her own good... Though it would be a one-uniform-stealing-scene story.

Unless Anakin is accompanied by a female Jedi and starts thinking Padmé has been betrayed and kidnapped by her handmaidens, so he asks his partner to rescue her... And she will of course knock out (and/or tie up?) one of the handmaidens to steal her outfit in order to do so...

(And afterwards the handmaidens could think the Jedi betrayed them. So they will knock out (and tie up?) a bunch of Padawans to steal their clothes, and enter the Jedi temple to rescue Padmé. Though I guess given the Jedi's mind powers, it would be a short-lived infiltration.... Unless the Jedi Masters find the situation amusing, and let it play through the end to mess with everyone.)

A chain of mugging for disguise so to speak - and a lot of embarassed reactions from all parties involved once the whole misunderstanding has been cleared out. I don't know if it could work - it'd need a lot of exposition, but the concept sure sounds funny.

That sounds absolutely hilarious. I was having a discussion with Cynthia and she mentioned that the handmaidens would have to be strong willed, to be so devoted to Padmé. So the jedi temple infiltration could work...


Just don't ask them to demonstrate the force, or they would be screwed.


I prefer leaving her in her skivvies. I was thinking of one ending where Anakin rescues fake Padmé. Tries to make out with her, but gets pushed off. He asks her what gives, before she answers a Republic gunship lands. Out comes Padmé, in only her panties. She says " Sòrbe! You shot me and stole my clothes. Give them back!" Sòbre replies " But Padmé I love you!" Cue awkward silence.


But the jedi temple idea, sounds really epic. I would like to think about it some more.

[rufusluciusivan]

That sounds absolutely hilarious. I was having a discussion with Cynthia and she mentioned that the handmaidens would have to be strong willed, to be so devoted to Padmé. So the jedi temple infiltration could work...

Though I imagine the Jedi Masters would still discover the trick. Though maybe they won't care, since only people's self-esteem are being hurt.

Yoda: "A good training for the Padawan, it will be. Humility, they must learn. Also, a member of the Uniform Stealing Board I am. Interfering with a uniform stealing, I shall not."

I suppose the comedic tone would make it easier to accept...

I prefer leaving her in her skivvies.

I'm quite sure Anakin won't mind.

I was thinking of one ending where Anakin rescues fake Padmé. Tries to make out with her, but gets pushed off. He asks her what gives, before she answers a Republic gunship lands. Out comes Padmé, in only her panties. She says " Sòrbe! You shot me and stole my clothes. Give them back!" Sòbre replies " But Padmé I love you!" Cue awkward silence.

Cue the cliffhanger sound effect at the end of the episode of a soap opera!

[Stormtrooper1990]

That sounds absolutely hilarious. I was having a discussion with Cynthia and she mentioned that the handmaidens would have to be strong willed, to be so devoted to Padmé. So the jedi temple infiltration could work...

Though I imagine the Jedi Masters would still discover the trick. Though maybe they won't care, since only people's self-esteem are being hurt.

Yoda: "A good training for the Padawan, it will be. Humility, they must learn. Also, a member of the Uniform Stealing Board I am. Interfering with a uniform stealing, I shall not."

I suppose the comedic tone would make it easier to accept...

I prefer leaving her in her skivvies.

I'm quite sure Anakin won't mind.

I was thinking of one ending where Anakin rescues fake Padmé. Tries to make out with her, but gets pushed off. He asks her what gives, before she answers a Republic gunship lands. Out comes Padmé, in only her panties. She says " Sòrbe! You shot me and stole my clothes. Give them back!" Sòbre replies " But Padmé I love you!" Cue awkward silence.

Cue the cliffhanger sound effect at the end of the episode of a soap opera!

Yeah I think the Jedi Masters can still read their thoughts, but they wouldn't stop it. After all Master Yoda's orders. It will be a lesson for all involved, they will learn the values of humility and trust. And what fun it is to steal another woman's clothes.


I can picture Anakins face. He would be too distracted with naked Padmé to care, that Sòrbe stole his wife's clothes.

I have to write this story now, it's too good to pass up. I might add a little comedy at the end with a clone trooper saying "Well, I never saw that coming."