"Okay Ivan, there's nowhere left to run. Now why don't you tell us where we can find the rest of the Dark Web Auctions kidnap team you've been working with, and maybe you'll get a plea bargain deal?
"Oh, funny guy! What do you mean: "look behind you"?"
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"Yes, I can imagine how lonely it gets all the way out here on your farm. That's why we think these newly acquired assets will be perfect for your needs."
"They look amazing. But I feel a bit guilty about this. It's not fair on them."
"What do you mean? They'll no longer risk their lives policing dangerous streets, they'll breathe fresh air here instead of pollution in the city, they'll live in that wonderful farmhouse instead of cramped apartments. Really, they should thank you for the opportunity you are giving them!"
