Officer Bex Velasquez thought she was meeting a contact to find out what else she could do for crime kingpin Big Hands O'Connor. Turns out she was meeting intrepid investigator Naja 'the Rogue' Rogovska, and her trusty blackjack. Naja needs a police uniform - which means Officer Velasquez needs a little nap
'There we go, not bad at all – we're not quite the same size but nobody's gonna notice the difference are they?'
'Ymmr tmts mre tmm smmll mnd ymmr lmgs mre tmm lmng.'
'Meh, details. So. The way I see it, Officer Velasquez – can I call you Bex?'
'Nmm.'
'The way I see it, Bex: You're in big trouble. I know all about the 'favours' you've been doing for the mob. I could take this to your superiors...'
'Nmm!'
'Or – I keep my mouth shut about your little misdemeanours, and you become my informant in the police department. You tell me everything that's going on, get me any files, addresses, that kinda stuff I ask for, and nobody needs to know you've been taking brown envelopes from "Big Hands" O'Connor. I'll even take you home once I'm finished tonight if you're a good girl. How does that sound?'
'...mmybe.'
'Maybe? Mmm. Well, "maybe" you'd like a little chloroform panty nap and you can let me know when you wake up...'
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Naja's plan for cleaning up the police is unorthodox, but surprisingly effective
