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"The way I see it, I have to go and sit through a three hour presentation, followed by a rubber chicken dinner, surrounded by stuffy old guys in dress uniforms and politicians. You, on the other hand, get to stay home, relax, and get some rest. And if you look at it like that, I think I'm doing you a big favour..."
Some people just don't know how to regard the glass as being half full...