Lucy,You've Got Some 'Splaining to Do!

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Inside the office of Chief of Police Vera Sanderson were the chief herself, Sgt Anna Fergurson and her 14 officer mayoral estate security team. All the officers had minor injuries from swollen jaws, fat lips, black eyes and a host of scrapes and bruises. Additionally all bore the marks of wrist and ankle restraints having been employed recently. Virtually all had the countenance of defeat etched upon their stolic faces. This was mainly due to the fact that none still wore their police uniform at this point but only towels from the shower room. Previously they had been begrudgingly loaned rain slickers and wind breakers from their fellow male officers but the irate chief had demanded that they be given back and to report to her office immediately.

Chief Sanderson continued her tirade. "Ok, let's start from the beginning. Who was on the North perimeter?"

A nervous 23 year and a distraught 22 year old officer raise their hands reluctantly.

"Well don't keep us in suspense lets have it!"

"Chief I think..."

"Sargeant Fergurson, when I want to hear anything from your mouth I'll ask. Is that clear?!"

"Yes ma'am."

The chief continued " Out of curiosity does anyone have on any underwear? Please tell me that you all are wearing strapless bras. No one? Not a one of you. Holy *hit! This just keeps getting better and better!"

Naive 21 year old Lynette Atkinson offered "ER, chief I don't wear panties just pantyhose so..."

Lynette's feeble attempt at an excuse was interrupted by a few sneakers. A very stern stare from the chief quickly silenced the room.

"So besides being incompetent you are running for Station Whore too huh?"

Lynette was pink faced but now she turned beet red in the face.

"North team go ahead and tell me how a rag tag group of unarmed pre-college woman beat stripped bound and gagged 15 officers of the God damme* law!"

Officer Petra Lutz reluctantly started the North detail's debachcle. "Well chief er, that is to say I mean..."

"Lutz, you sound like you still have that bit*h's panties crammed in your mouth! Speak up! Oh yeah I heard about that and a few other things today ladies."

Lutz's partner Stephanie Brown saw fit to interject at this time. "Chief two assailants were dressed in formals and looked like guests. They gave us a ruse about being missed directed. They got behind us and overpowered us and dragged us behind some hedges and made us dis...robe.
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"Uh huh, I see. A note to self, fire that damn hand to hand drill instructor! So now two adolescents dressed as cops in full dress uniforms were now loose on the mayor's estate free to do exactly what they did."

Sgt Fergurson said " Chief, I don't know if you could call them adoles..."

Fergurson did I did I not tell you to shut the f up!!??"

"Yes ma'am. Sorry maam."

"Let's keep going in clockwise rotation, East team your story and please don't give me that sorry as* version."

Officer Melissa Diaz opened, "We came upon two young women..."

"You mean kids."

"Uh yes ma'am kids right. Well we challenged them about being there so late. They were dressed in city jumpsuits and all."

Diaz's partner Elaine Towns sensed her partner's wavering and chimed in. "Each one gave us some bogus work orders and we were looking at them when they gut punched us and drew out monkey wrenches. They then forced us to take our uniforms off and go into a nearby shed.

"So you clowns both took yours eyes off the suspects! What the hell are they teaching at the Academy these days!?

In a feable attempt at keeping her job Sgt Fergurson said " Chief in all fairness I..."

"Fergurson did one of those little girls kick you upside the head? Cuz she must have otherwise you wouldn't keep talking when I explicitly told you to shut the hell up!"

"Yes ma'am."

"Now where we're we? Oh yes the South team."

Chief Sanderson was especially eager to hear the events of the South perimeter as the team consist of two 5'8" officers, Kelli Parks and her best friend Lashondra Mickles. Both weighed in at 185 and 190 lbs respectively.

"Well chief it's about the same as the others I guess offered Kelli whose bath towel seemed a smaller size than the others. She and Lashondra's massive cleavages couldn't be covered by the cotton towels and stood out from the rest.

"Please tell me that you guys were jumped by six people. But wait you can't because we have CCTV footage of your fiasco but go ahead and spin it for me."

LaShondra took over the embarrassing details. "We espied one individual who jackrabbited after we told her to halt but it was hard to keep up with her as you know due to the fact that we were in dress heels for the gala event."

"And neither of you thought to call this in. It didn't occur to you that they were leading you idiots away and into an ambush?"

Kelli said, "Well we didn't want to interrupt the gala..."

"Oh but it was interrupted wasn't it Parks?"

"Yes ma'am it was."

"Parks, Mickles please continue."

Mickles said "That's about all there is chief."

No, no, no ladies North and East teams had to verbalized their shame so do you, I want to hear exactly what happened and now! And I don't have all day!"

Both women gulped and began to tell the side of the events clutching their towels in the process. Apparently both officers were winded lured to a gazebo by a all-state long distance runner. The runner had slipped out the back and two chubby 19 year olds had come up behind the officers and threw blankets over their heads and clubbed them a rake and shovel handle. Semi conscious the two officers were disarmed and rapidly stripped of all their garments. Care was taken not to muss their navy dress uniforms and dark hose. A table cloth from one of the gazebo tables was shredded to use as bindings. The lovely voluptuous ebony cops were hogtied and their mouths were stuffed with the perpetrators panties and socks. All these events had been caught on a gazebo camera.

Chief Sanderson could only shake her head at this point. "What ever happened to always bet on the black guy?"

"Alright who's next? Anyone, no one?"

"That would be the delivery port team chief " offered a persistent Anna Fergurson.

This only brought a frozen glare from Chief Sanderson. "Fergurson, if you know so much and are so up on things how in the *uck did this happen?! Huh? Now for that last time sit there and shut the hell up!"

Vera Sanderson looked at officers Carla Betts and Mischa Collins. Mischa was the only one of the 15 officers who now sat before the chief with her legs crossed.

"Collins there aren't any men here and no one wants to see your twat, so sit like a lady!"

"Yes ma'am."

Officer Carla Betts said "Chief two female UPS drivers approached us..."

"Officers now we all know at this point that they weren't real UPS drivers right, I think it's a safe bet to say that right?" Chief Sanderson said very sarcastically.

"Right ma'am for sure. Well they were carrying two boxes and we halted them. They said they were urgent deliveries for the gala. I stayed on post while Mischa escorted them inside when I guess both of them jumped her and stole her uniform.

"Oh right, right. Collins you were found butt naked reversed hogtied with curtain cord in some corner."

Mischa could only hang her head in shame and nod everso slightly.

"Officer Betts, when your partner didn't come back due to the fact that she had been beaten stripped, bound and gagged, why didn't you call it it?"

"I didn't want to interrupt the party so I just went looking inside for her chief."

"And by doing so you broke a fundamental police protocol and we all see what that got you!"

"Yes ma'am."

"OK finish it then."

"I came upon a blonde woman with her back to me who was wearing Mischa's stolen uniform. She was the same build as Mischa and she was standing in the shadows so I naturely that that it was Mischa."

"But it wasn't was it Betts. She gave you a haymaker and dragged into a closet and finished pummeling your as* then she stole your uniform, shoes and underwear etc."

Carla Betts knew now the questions were rhetorical and said nothing.

Chief Sanderson took this lull in the depositions to say "Ladies if you were wondering what happened to your weapons you can retrieve them from the roof of the mayor's estate but you will have little need for them you can believe that."

"Next!"

The Front door and the Rear door teams had been alerted by the oficers assigned to CCTV surveillance and they had combined into one unit. They were on their way to put a halt to the incursion. But little did the four officers know that the room had been compromised and beneath the impostors under their desks were two more pretty young bound and gagged nude officers who had started their shift without a hitch.

"Now this here ladies is the best part. It appears from the footage that there were only two perps who were lying in wait for you four dumb *sses in the attic. Ok now Sgt Fergurson tell where you were while this was happening to your detail."

Young strawberry blonde Yvette Lyons who was very devout chimed in "She was making out with that 18 year old bus boy chief!"

You could now hear the proverbial pin drop in the room. Now this was the first hint at disention filtering into the ranks of the unit. Clearly officer Lyons was blaming the sargeant for her getting waylayed and rudely disrobed. Not to mention a loose front tooth.

The End of Part 1








Last edited by ssims64401, 1/1/2014, 1:59 am
12/30/2013, 5:27 pm

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Lucy You've Got Some 'Splaining to Do! Epilogue

"Oh Sgt Fergurson, you were so eager to explain these events but I noticed you are awfully quiet now, is this BS true?!"

"Er, ma'am I am not aware of any such incident and er nor would I be free to comment if any such incident did occur ma'am."

"Is this Apocalypse Now? Have you lost your damn mind? So while your detail is getting beaten, stripped, bound, gagged and abused you were molesting that child?! And when it was your turn you were already out of your uniform for those little *itches to come along and take it? And after all 17 of you were lying naked in some kind of hogtie, those little *unts dressed as you idiots we're free as you please to meander about the mayor's residence and wait til His Honor was giving his keynote address and set off the sprinklers and ruin everything!? Fergurson I'm going to make sure your husband finds out what transpired last night. And as for the rest of you clowns start updating your resumes. Now get the fuc* out of my office.

All the towel clad officers filed out of the chief's office dejected. Sgt Fergurson was the last to file out but being a veteran her head was held higher and she noticed the chief's secretary's vivid yellow dress was now being worn by another woman that she remembered from somewhere recently. She also caught a faint glimpse of bound ankles in the glass windows. She had virtually opened her mouth but nothing came out. She thought for a moment then a wry smile appeared. She walked out of the office and caught up with her detail.

The End...