" Unlikely Team "

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Unlikely Team
by kelligagged






Unlikely Team Part 1

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It was 1965, the biggest political event of the year was being held at the very powerful Lord Cameron Smyth’s castle, but this story isn’t about his big event. It’s about the documents that were being stored in his private safe at the castle. These documents contained information that could be damaging to both the USSR and India, if given to the wrong people and could bring economic ruin to both countries something neither of them could afford. So in a secret agreement both the KGB and IB a team is established to deal with this threat. The Communist and Hindu’s joined together, a very unlikely team.

As she fidgeted in her new playboy bunny outfit, KGB agent Anna Smirnov thought about her new mission and also her new partner. Sitting beside Anna, IB agent Kala Rinpoche also squirmed in her borrowed outfit, Anna realized that these bunny corsets aren’t the most comfortable things to wear, plus the bus they rode in from the London playboy club with the other bunnies wasn’t helping either. She couldn’t help but acknowledge that at least they weren’t as uncomfortable as the “real playboy bunnies” were. She smiled at that, looking at her partner she understood that they still had a mission to complete.

A couple hours before, the newly hired playboy bunnies (Blonde) Bridget Larson (5-6 36C) and her (Raven haired) flat mate Mary Cross (5-5 35C) had arrived early since it was their first day at work, having only met the club manager the day before. They wanted to change into their uniforms so that they might make a good impression with the other bunnies. Tonight was suppose to be a big night at the Smyth castle gala, the club had been hired by Lord Smyth to act as serving staff for the event. The flat mates thought it was a good idea to show up early or so they thought.
The two bunnies had just finished fixing their make-up and were zipping up the rayon-satin merry widow corsets over the black pantyhose they wore when two women walked into the club changing area. Since the bunnies were new they assumed that the new comers were other bunnies arriving early for the gala.
Bridgett and Mary said “hi”, while looking at the new comers both thought “they look a lot like us”.

Anna and Kala looked at each other then at the two bunnies. In a perfect English accent Anna responded “Hi ladies, have both of you been weighed yet” Startled the two new bunnies looked at each other, Bridgett said “ummmmm no not yet, we thought the club manager does that?” (All playboy bunnies are required to weigh in before each shift). Anna smiles and says “here at the London club we like to do a pre-weigh in, it’s really informal”. Both bunnies smile and Mary say’s “well we want to be part of the team” Anna says “ok, follow me; we keep the unofficial scales out of the way”. Bridgett asks “what about the rest of our uniform, ears, collar, cuffs and heels”. Kala answers “don’t worry this won’t take long and besides you won’t have need of them any time soon”, finishing with a smile. The women leave the dressing room and head toward the back of the club, toward some storage room, Anna leading and Kala bringing up the rear. As they travel down the empty corridor Mary says “we really want to thank you girls for showing us the ropes around here”. Anna looks back and smiles at Bridgett and Mary and says “maybe you should wait to thank us for showing you the ropes until the night is over” the girl’s laughed. Anna enters the storeroom, as the bunnies follow her Mary says “a very quiet and out of the way place isn’t it?” Anna smiles at them and says “right over here behind this curtain in the back”. Anna pulls the curtain aside for the bunnies, as they step through the opening. Kala and Anna step in behind them allowing the curtain to fall back.

Both the bunnies look around the room and say “where’s the scale?” Anna replies “right behind you” as the bunnies turn around they both let out small yelps of surprise, as Kala says “shut up and don’t make a sound and you won’t get hurt”. Anna and Kala are pointing pistols at Bridgett and Mary, with very serious looks on their faces. Anna quickly tells them “ladies we really need you to do as your told, alright?” Both women are scared, but realize they are trapped and so shake their heads “yes” in compliance. Anna “good, now we need both of you ladies to strip out of those uniforms gently, please do not mess up those corsets as we both know they are custom made for the bunny who wears them, which tonight will be us, oh and you can keep your pantyhose we don’t need them, just the corsets.” The bunnies look at each other fearfully, when Mary says “please we have some money in our purses”. Kala shoves her gun in Mary’s face and says “shut up ***** and strip” both bunnies whimper and begin removing their corsets. After unzipping the corsets and pulling them over their nylon incased legs the bunnies hand the two imposters the uniforms. The imposter start to pull out some rope, rags and medical gauze from their purses, Anna “ok ladies open up; the bunnies did as they were told. Anna and Kala quickly stuffed their mouths till they were bulging then pulled out the gauze and wrapped it completely around their heads over the mouth, holding in the rags. Anna “ ok turn around and place your hands behind your back”, again the bunnies complied, after tying their wrists tight and then pulling the elbows closer together, Anna says “Now if you ladies would try and scream for us please” Both women screamed as loud as they could but all that came out was a very low mumble “mmmmmmppppppphhhhhhh”. Anna “good that should do nicely, now we are going to lay you on the floor so please no resisting, I’d hate for one of you to fall”. Both women were laid on their stomachs, as the imposters quickly tied ankles, thighs and finally a very tight hogtie. Anna “there that should keep our “real bunnies” out of the way and quiet” Kala looking at Mary says “I guess you’re not to thankful now of us showing you the ropes”, both imposters giggle as they grab the corsets and head out past the curtain. Anna sticks her head back through the curtain, smiling at the two struggling women, “just wanted to say don’t worry girls we promise to play your parts at tonight’s gala to best of our abilities, farewell.”

At that the curtain swishes shut and the door to the storeroom closes, leaving Bridget and Mary squirming helplessly knowing someone else is going to the gala in their place.


Unlikely Team Part 2

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The bus arrives at the rear gate that is heavily guarded; all ID’s are checked, as Anna and Kala sit quietly knowing that they totally resemble the “real bunnies” whose place they took. The bunny staff is taken by a WPC escort to the kitchen where they are given a brief on off limits areas and told to freshen up before the guests arrive in the bathroom. Quickly Anna and Kala take the last stall, Anna says “well we’re in, but these outfits won’t allow us free rein over the rest of the castle”, “yes I noticed” Kala says sarcastically. The agents continue to argue as the other bunnies file out leaving the two alone in the stall. Several minutes’ later two castle staff maids enter the restroom not knowing they just helped to solve a problem.

Karen Jasper (5-7 36D) and Erin Camp (5-6 37D) came into the restroom to fix their make-up after the bunnies left, preening in front of all those beautiful women was not something either of them really wanted to do, though both women could easily pass as bunnies. Karen says “did you see those girls? They hardly had anything on!” Erin “yes though I must admit those outfits fit them perfectly, unlike these things”. Erin was referring to both women’s traditional maid uniforms, a black knee length dress, with full front white apron and hat, both had on nude colored pantyhose and white shoes. Karen “those outfits were pretty though, what were they made of?” Erin I don’t know I’ve never touched one before, but they look silky”.

The agents hear the maids talking and Anna looks over the stall door, looking back at Kala she says “I’ve got an idea, have you ever cleaned a castle before?” Kala a bit confused looks over the stall also and then smiles “no never but I’m sure I’ll be getting more done then those two will tonight”. With that Anna says out loud “excuse me ladies, can I have your help in here, I’m one of the bunnies here tonight and my corset zipper is stuck”. Erin looks at Karen and says “maybe we will get to touch one of those outfits tonight!” Karen smiles, Erin says “yes miss we’ll help you”. Both maids walk over to the stall and knock, as the door opens both maids are grabbed by two sets of hands and quickly pulled into the stall, the thrashing in the stall only last a few moments, then silence except for the sound of a zipper being pulled.

“So far so good with these uniforms” says Kala as the two “new maids” have made it past several security check points in the castle. Anna remembers from the photos she studied that they are close to the private office. Anna sees the doors and quickly steps in with Kala close behind. Anna knows the location of the safe is behind the painting at the desk. Anna quickly goes to work on the safe lock. Kala “hurry Russian we’re running out of time”. Anna “this frilly maid uniform is hot and bulky”. Kala answers “I’m sure the previous owners wish they still had them in that cold bathroom”.

Anna smiles thinking about their victims of the latest clothes change. Those poor but very attractive maids tied up back to back on the toilet in just their nude colored pantyhose, gagged tightly with their own panties and held in with the bathroom hand towels. It wasn’t the most professional tie and gag job but it would do. Kala asks “did you check for alarms Russian?” Anna “of course do you think me an amateur” The safe lock clicks open and Anna opens the door before she can move Kala grabs the documents out of the safe. Immediately an alarm starts to blare, Anna “you idiot”, Kala just looks up from the documents and says “it doesn’t matter these are fake, it’s a trap” Both women know they needed to move and fast, as they reach the corridor Anna turns and heads toward the kitchen saying “sorry Kala but every woman for themselves”. Kala stares at the fleeing Anna and says “meet at the safe house if you can” heading toward the main ballroom. Kala realizes she must find a way out because this mission isn’t over yet, as she enters the ballroom it’s a mad house with guests and police/security everywhere. She quickly shrinks back into a closet near the entrance of the ballroom, she over hears a police report that they have found two bound and gagged, very groggy maids in the bathroom without their uniforms. Kala realizes she needs to change outfits, she has to think fast. She looks out the closet door and sees fate step in to give her a hand, in the form of a woman in a red evening gown.

Amanda Cox (5-7 36C) had attended the gala adorned in a beautiful red strap less formal gown and smoke colored stockings with garters to hold them up on her legs, even her red high heels matched her perfect outfit, she had got a lot of looks tonight. She was having a drink with a very charming and handsome RAF captain when the alarm sounded, at which time the RAF captain excused himself and took off, she moved away from the bar and thought about heading out the exit, but wanted to get her coat since it was cold outside, just as she reached the closet door someone screamed out for calm, but the only thing Amanda saw was pink from a scarf wrapping around her head pulling her into the closet, as she’s struggling with the scarf the closet door shuts.

Anna had made it to the kitchens but just barely, the security team had spotted her several times and was hot on her heels, as she enters the kitchen she sees a pantry door open. She jumps inside and closes the door just in time as the security team passes by. After a few minutes she opens the door, peering out she notices the kitchen is in total chaos. Most of the staff is being escorted out after being checked by WPC’s. Just at that moment at the end of the latest line of staffers is a blonde WPC. She looks like she’s paying attention only to the staff in front of her and they would be crossing right past the pantry entrance in a moment. Anna thinking “I hope she’s a size 6 shoe.

Barbra Kettle was a new WPC Sgt and had been assigned to greeting the guests as they arrived, dressed in a black knee length skirt, white blouse, black stocking with garters, and court shoes. She had not expected a mad house but did her duty anyway, quickly taking control of some cleared staffers and escorting them out of the castle to safety. As the line moved past the pantry door Sgt Kettle never noticed the hand until it was around her mouth and pulling her into the quiet secluded pantry.


Unlikely Team Part 3

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The woman in red wasn’t much of a challenge when it came to putting up a struggle, thought Kala. After pulling the woman into the closet Kala quickly got the upper hand, holding the woman’s head face down in a pile of coats, help the woman in red to realize she was not in control, so she stops fighting and just sobbed into the pile. Kala also realized she had subdued her prey, and begin to strip here out of her attire. Kala unzipped the back of the dress and pulled it over the top of the woman, as the woman just laid there unmoving and the only sound her quiet helpless sobs. Kala carefully watched the woman as she quickly removed the maid uniform. Kala understood that she was in total control now and decided to use it to her advantage. Kala told the woman to roll over, which she did immediately. “I’m going to tie and gag you; if you behave I won’t hurt you “Kala said. Kala looking at the woman on the ground and shakes her head thinking “a pretty little princess about to be humiliated” Kala tells her “remove your shoes and hand them to me”, again the woman did as told. Kala looks around the closet and finds more scarves and begin to pile them up.

When she thinks she has enough she says “now sit up and open your mouth”. Amanda does as she’s told, opening her mouth wide, as Kala stuffs a hand full of scarves into it, filling it full and bulging. Kala then grabs another scarf and ties it around her head holding the other scarves tightly in Amanda’s mouth. Kala says “good girl, now give me your hands out in front of you, with the wrists together” Kala ties her wrists tight with another scarf. Next Kala ties her ankles when she finishes, she looks at her victim and says “I’m going to need you a little more helpless then this, can’t have you getting anyone’s attention, right?” Kala grabs several more scarves and ties them together; she then ties one end around the pole. She then clears a little spot between the coats and behind them. “Alright honey I’m going to drag you over here (as she points to the open spot in the back of the closet) so don’t resist ok?” Kala drags Amanda a few feet and deposits her gently on her back, lifting her feet up toward the clothes pole; she ties the scarves around the ankle tie pulling Amanda’s feet high in the air with her butt barely touching the ground. Kala then ties a scarf around her knees and finally uses the last two scarves to pull her wrists up tight with her knee tie. Kala exams her handy work, saying “that should keep you nice and helpless princess” Amanda now dressed in only her garters and smoke colored stockings shook her head yes in acceptance. Kala smiles evilly at her and finishes with “I’m sure someone will find you in a few hours, oh and you have my permission to make some noise in about an hour, ok princess”.

Amanda had never felt so humiliated in her entire life, as she sat completely trussed up and quietly watching this other woman putting on her dress and shoes. Amanda only lightly tested her bonds and realized she wasn’t going anywhere soon. Kala finished getting dressed, she then pulled the coats around Amanda so no one would see her on casual inspection while saying “thanks for the dress, shoes and jewelry princess you’ve been very helpful”, finishing with a blown kiss and a giggle. Kala step out of the closet, within seconds security team leader confronted her saying, “miss please you’ll need to follow us out we’re securing to perimeter and all guest are being evacuated”, Kala gave one last look at the closet understanding she had at least an hour and was in no hurry, she says to the leader “oh thank you Sir, but I’m a princess so please don’t rush me”. With that Kala marches out the front door.

Unfortunately things were a little harder inside the kitchen pantry, but luckily for Anna, Sgt Kettle was not expecting to lose her uniform. After snatching her from the back of the line, which no one seems to notice. Anna had pulled her into the pantry; she realized she needed to move quickly as the WPC would have some training, so she took the fast approach to subduing a victim. Releasing the hand around the Sgt’s mouth, Anna spun the her around and gave a sharp blow to her solar plex, then as the pretty blonde WPC bent over gasping for air, Anna gave her a hard right cross to the chin. Out like a light went Sgt Barbara Kettle, dropping to her knees knocked out. Anna grabbed the WPC before she fell over and made any more noise.

Anna took stock of her situation and knew that the fit was going to be a little tight as the WPC was two inches shorter and a little bit bustier. Anna “well the shirt might be a bit baggy, but at least the skirt should fit though tightly.” She laid the WPC out and begins to unbutton her blouse puling it out from her skirt, she then rolled her over and unzipped her skirt and slide it down her legs, seeing the black garter and stockings she says “you couldn’t just make this simple by wearing tights?” Anna removes Barbara’s shoes and groans “your feet are smaller than mine, darn it, this is going to hurt”. She then unsnaps the stockings and rolls them down the WPC’s legs, finally pulling her garter down over her butt and legs. Anna “ok, now what?” She sees in the corner of the pantry a box full of rags and cleaning cloths. She begins by shoving several of the bigger rags into the WPC’s mouth making sure they are tight, then she ties and cloth around her mouth to hold them in. She then ties the WPC’s wrists together and then her elbows pulling tightly. She then ties her ankles and knees finishing saying “there now time to change” Anna took off the maid uniform, and starts to put on the blouse, when the WPC starts to come around. Anna “so you’re awake huh?” Barbara moans behind her gag as she starts to wake up. Spotting Anna getting dressed in her uniform sends her into a humiliated rage, squirming, kicking, and struggling as hard as she can. MMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Barbara can’t believe this is happening to her as she continues to screams into her gag. As Anna finishes putting on the garter and stockings, and reaches for the skirt, Barbara was waiting for the chance, in her rage she lashes out with her feet knocking Anna over into some shelves. Anna crashed loudly into the shelving knowing some have had to heard, acting quickly she hops up, slips on the skirt and dashes to the door just as a male PC grabs the handle, Anna stumble into him holding her head saying “ahhhhhh some woman hit me over the head and I woke up in the pantry”. The PC says “oh my gods are you alright?” Anna answers “yes, yes, I’m fine but you need to get the Captain so I can give him a description” The PC “of course I’ll hurry and get him”.

As the PC heads away Anna walks back into the pantry seeing the WPC still squirming she grabs some more rags and sits her up saying “very clever honey but it didn’t work, and now I need to keep you from doing that again” Anna pulls Barbara’s knees up to her chest and ties them tight against them by looping it around her back quickly put the poor WPC into a ball tie, and totally helpless. All Barbara can do now is groan into her gag and not very loudly “mmmmmppppphhhhhh”, Anna finishes putting on the “real WPC shoes and stepping out of the pantry, just as the male PC and Captain arrive. Captain looking at the WPC’s name tag says “are you alright Sgt Kettle?” Smiling, Anna says “now I am!” as she gives the pantry door a little push close and walks away with the two officers.

Unlikely Team Part 4

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As Kala finishes putting her clothes on after her shower, she hears the door to the safe house open, grabbing her pistol she moves to the side of the door. Anna pushes the door open and says “it’s only me Kala…glad to see you made it”. Anna walks in pulling off her WPC blouse “I need a shower”. Kala growls “the mission is over we missed the documents, my commander said he doesn’t know where they are now”, Anna seeing the anger and disappointment in her partners eyes says “well not to worry because I know where they are and where they are headed”. Kala says “really? Fantastic, where?” Anna removes her skirt and the rest of her borrowed uniform “Dallas, Texas traveling with a Rich Texas Oil man named Roger “Tex” Walker” The KGB has found out that he bought them from Lord Smyth and intends to sell them to the CIA at an American football game.” Kala “great, now what? We’re in England with the whole country after us, with our descriptions everywhere! How are we supposed to get to Dallas Texas?” Anna smiles at her partner “hmmmmmm have you ever heard of the expression “coffee, tea or me”? Kala smiles back at her partner,”no, but I’ve always wondered what it was like to fly on a PAN AM jet”. Both women start to laugh.

The flight was bearable but the passengers were so rude, Kala thinks how “the real Stewardess” dealt with them. 12 hours had passed since Kala and Anna had finished up at the safe house destroying all and any evidence that showed they had been there. Then it had been off to Heathrow Airport to catch a flight to the USA. As the two agents moved through the New York’s LaGuardia airport heading to catch their flight to Dallas dressed in their borrowed stewardess uniforms. Anna ponders on if those two stewardesses had been found yet?


10 hours ago… Kelly Gagnon (5-8 36D) and Stacy Bower (5-7 36C) had been roommates during the layover in London. Both of the girls had stopped in the lounge and had a wonderful conversation with two women they just met. Kelli says being a stewardess can be a tough job, matter of fact” looking at Stacy “we just got switched in our flights we have to fly with a brand new crew we’ve never flown with”. Anna answers “that’s terrible…they have never met you girls?” Stacy “nope all they know is our hair color” pointing to her dark hair and Kelli’s Blond locks. Kala responds “that is horrible…to only be described by your looks!” Kelli “yes it is, nothing but an object”. The girls all shake their heads angrily, until Anna asks “so when does your flight leave?” Kelli says “in about 30 minutes, so we should be going soon”. Kala “oh of course dear, we didn’t mean to hold you both up” Stacy “oh it’s no problem; we don’t mind being detained by two beautiful women”. Anna smiles at the girls “I’m glad to hear that” both stewardesses blush and smile. Kala says “Well can we walk you to your gate?” Kelli “of course but we have to stop at the restroom and touch-up our make-up”. Looking at Kala Anna says “well that works great for us”. The stewardesses stand up and head for the restroom, not know they are about to have an un-planned layover

As Kala finishes tying Kelli in the final hogtie, she realizes things are going pretty smoothly both stewardesses are now hogtied and gagged on the restroom storage closet floor in only their white bra and girdles with suntan colored stockings. Kala watched as both stewardesses continued to squirm but as bound and gagged as they were it would do them no good. Anna had just finished putting on Kelli’s uniform, which fit her like a glove and stepped out into the restroom making sure no one could hear the stewardesses outside the storage closet. Anna walks back in looking at the two squirming stewardesses and says “can’t hear those poor girls at all”. Kala is just zipping up Stacy’s skirt, reaching for the “real stewardesses heels which also fit her perfectly saying “well we need to get moving if we’re going to catch their flight” Anna walks over to the trussed up Kelli and reaches down and pats her butt saying “now you girls take care of yourselves, and maybe we’ll see you both again” Both “fake” stewardesses head out the door, leaving the “real” stewardesses to ponder who will be “flying the friendly skies” for them today.


Unlikely Team Part 5

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Dallas, Texas…Home of the Dallas Cowboy’s an American Football team, just the place to sell information without being noticed. The agents knew very little about this American football, but they did know one thing important, it was a very violent game. Where men could get hurt and always needed medical attention from a trained staff which meant: nurses.

As the agents arrived at the stadium they realized that the game had already started. So they begin to locate their access to the stadium box seats of one Mr. Roger “Tex” Walker. Around the side of the stadium they found the medical staff near the field tunnel, most of the staff was watching the game, but unfortunately for two nurses they should have too. Watching an ambulance the agent see two nurse depart probably a smoke break. Anna and Kala smile at each other and head to the ambulance that the two nurses just left.

Carol Dance (5-5 36C) and Daphne Haig (5-6 36C) knew this game was going to be a real bloodbath as the two teams really hated each other, but they had been luck so far and no serious injuries yet. The nurse’s head back to the ambulance after their smoke break ready for the end of the game. Both women inspected each other to make sure they had gotten any smudges on their white button in the front uniforms, white stockings held up by garters attached to their girdles. They also wore comfortable white lace up shoes and their nurse’s caps, both satisfied no smudges, they reached for the ambulance door and stepped in. To the casual observer, the rocking ambulance wasn’t really noticeable and it had only lasted a few seconds before it stopped. No one knew that the ambulance now had two new patients and two new nurses.

Carol and Daphne could hardly breathe with all that gauze stuffed into their mouths and held in with a ton of medical tape, the nurses were quite helpless, tied on top of each other, face to face in the stretcher. It didn’t help that they were now in only white stockings, girdles and bras. Both the “real nurses” watched helplessly as their two assailants were finishing putting on the uniforms they just had on. Carol watched a blonde woman putting the finishing touches to the nurses cap that was just on her head, while Daphne squirmed helplessly watching the dark haired woman finishing tying the last lace on shoes that were just on Daphne’s feet. The nurses moaned and squealed into their gags, but the agents didn’t care they had a mission to complete and they were so close.

As the two agents left the helpless nurses, they both thought how easy that was. When then the nurses had entered the ambulance they were grabbed wrestles down and their mouths stuffed tight and sealed before either could make a noise. When the agent let them up they had their guns on them. Anna says “ok ladies please strip and no noise!” Kala just smiled at the confused nurses, but both did as they were told. Unbuttoning the front of the dress and pulling them down and over their shoulders and off, next came the shoes and finally the caps.

After taking the uniform and items from the nurses and looking at the name tags Anna says “now you Carol, lay down on the stretcher” Carol laid down on her back as told, her wrists were then tied to the railings, after which her ankles were then tied and a length of rope tied to the bottom of the stretcher held her legs in place. Anna then turned to Daphne and says “alright Daphne your turn climb on top of Carol” Daphne stares at Anna for a second before Kala says “you heard her, DO IT!” Daphne lies down on top of Carol and her hands are tied behind her back, then her ankles are spread apart and each tied to the railings. Anna says “there you two look so cozy, don’t you think Kala? Kala responds saying “I heard American women were kinky”. Both agents laugh as they begin to dress in the stolen uniforms. After finishing dressing they cover the nurses up with some sheets and Anna says “got to go girls, but try and not make too much noise, Ok?” The agents climb out the door of the ambulance ready to complete their mission.
The agents had gotten close to the private box of Roger “Tex” Walker, passing several security posts, but being nurses the guards never questioned them. Here it was the door to the end of the mission, but it was guarded by two burly security men. The agents hoped if they moved quickly they might be able to surprise the security men and force their way in. They both thought what could they do? Just then the stadium loud speaker announced “Number 68 has been hurt on the play, it looks serious, and folks they’ll be bringing on the ambulance, hopefully everything will be alright.”

The agents looked at each other knowing that within minutes the “real” nurses would be found without their uniforms and their cover blown. Kala says “Now what?” Anna had no idea, which was until fate stepped into save the pretty agents again. A security man stuck his head out the door of the box suite and addressed the other two guards. “Mr. Walker is having some of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders come up after the game.” The door guards shook their head in acceptance, and a light went on in Anna’s head. Anna says to Kala “ever worn a cowgirl get up before?” Kala looking a little put out says “in India cows are sacred”. Anna looks at her partner and says “well then maybe you might be able to extract a little revenge for your bovine friends”. With that the nurses headed off to the cheerleaders dressing room. With one agent hoping to finish their mission and the other hoping not to hurt any cows.

(To be concluded )


Unlikely Team conclusion

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Shelly Delong (5-7 36D) and Billie Jean Shaw (5-6 36CC) were new the Cowboy cheerleaders having only just started this game, thanks to some unfortunate pictures that had been leaked to the press on the two other cheerleaders who were fired. The game had ended in a Dallas victory so the girls were pretty excited about that but more importantly they had been invited to the VIP suite after the game, and they could only imagine how much money was going to be at that party. Shelly says to Billie Jean “I can’t hardly wait to get up to that party and meet some of those millionaires”, Billie Jean says “I can’t rightly believe our luck, I mean new to the team and all, and here we are going to our first VIP party” Shelly answers “Oh yes sugar”. Both girls giggle and continue to talk in their west Texas drawl and never noticed the two nurses entering the locker room.

Anna & Kala enter the locker room still wearing the stolen nurse’s uniforms; they are relieved to see most of the cheerleaders are still there, so now all they have to do is find some suitable replacements. Anna asks a tall leggy blonde at the first set of lockers “excuse me miss but we were sent down here by management to conduct some physical exams”. The tall blonde stares at the two “fake” nurses for a moment confused, she then answers “oh you mean the new girls, they should have got them done before the just pushed them into the lineup” the tall blonde turns and points to the back of the locker room saying “well honey they are right over there”. Both Anna and Kala turn and see to two cheerleaders giggling and looking through their lockers. Anna sees one of the girls is blonde with a similar build while the other is a dark raven haired girl also similar build of Kala. The cheerleaders are dress in white blouse, white very tight shorts, nude colored tights, and white boots. Anna looks at Kala and smiles, turning back to the tall blonde she says “oh yes that’s them, thank ya”

The two agents then head toward the back of the locker room and realize that many of the cheerleaders are beginning to filter out the door, slamming lockers shut and leaving. When the agents step up to the cheerleaders they see that they aren’t even paying attention to what happening around them. Anna say’s “excuse me girls but were from the team’s medical staff, here to conduct some quick physicals”. Shelly looks at the fake nurses and says “are you kidding me? We’ve already had our physicals” Billie Jean adds “Yeah sugar, besides we have some place to be, we’ve got to go wrangle us some millionaires” Both cheerleader laugh, just as the last of the other cheerleaders depart the locker room, leaving the agents and their intended victims alone. Anna says “Sorry ladies but this is required” Shelly answers “this is bull, is what this is, forget it we have somewhere to be”. Cheerleaders never expect what came next. Kala had enough and pulls her pistol and points it at the two cheerleaders “Don’t say a word you blasphemies pigs”. Both cheerleaders yelped in surprised, Billie Jean asks “What is this? You’re not nurses?” Shelly makes a grab for her locker but Anna quickly chops her on the back of the neck knocking her out. Anna reaches into Shelly’s locker and removes a small handgun saying “damn Texans and their guns”. Kala stares at Billie Jean say “you’re move cowgirl” Billie Jean looks at the serious Kala then down at Shelly’s knocked out form and says “what do you all want sugar?” Anna smiles and says “now that’s more like Texas hospitality”; all Kala says is “strip cowgirl!”

As Kala and Anna finish putting on their stolen boots, they look over at the “real cheerleaders”. Both cheerleaders are now only in their white bras and nude colored tights, both are tied and gagged with cloth strips of the torn up nurses uniforms. Kala walks up to Billie Jean and says “well sugar I hope your comfortable” Billie Jean can only answer back with a low mumble “mmmmmppppphhhhh”. Anna looks at the bound and gagged Shelly stuffed into her locker, who’s still not revived and thinks “you’re going to be one pissed off cowgirl, when come too”. Coming out of her reverie, Anna says “we’ve got to move now”. Kala nods looks one more time at the bound and gagged cheerleader then abruptly slams the locker door in the pretty cheerleaders face.

The agents arrive at the door to the VIP suite, they hear security personnel discussing that they are looking for “two nurses”, realizing that it was a close call from capture. As they enter the suite they see it’s huge, there are people everywhere. Anna almost immediately sees the private office of “Tex”, indicating this to Kala both agents moved toward the office. The agents are just about to step up to the office door when a very drunk “Tex” is standing in front of them. Tex asks “well what do we have here? Two new girls? Mmmmm”. Tex leers at the two “fake” cheerleaders saying “what do you all think about my suite, hmmmm?” Anna in her best Texas drawl says “It’s enormous”. Tex smiles at her and says “that’s right honey, like everything I have”. Both agents giggle like they mean it. Tex still leering says “have you ladies been asked out to dinner yet tonight?” Kala answers “no but we’d love to, unfortunately I need to freshen up somewhere private, like”. Tex looks at the girls a little suspicious but as Kala leans closer he quickly answers “well you can use my private bath” as he turns and unlocks his office door. The agents step past Tex, and Anna says “thank you” Kala says “we’ll be right out sugar” Tex thinks about following but changes his mind; he says “alright ladies just don’t take too long”, which Anna answers “Oh we won’t honey”. As the door closes Anna heads to the bookshelf where the safe is located, she quickly cracks the safe. Both Anna and Kala stare at the file inside, “well it looks like we’ve got it” says Anna. Kala then says “what now?” Anna looks around the room and sees another entrance and says “there’s escape route” both girls look out the door and see the party is packed and Tex is on the other side of the suite waiting for the woman to exit. The agents quickly make their way to the front of the suite door and exit the stadium.

At the safe house both agents remove their “borrowed” cheerleading outfits and get themselves ready to depart for other places. As both woman finishes up their packing, Anna says “Kala it’s been very interesting working with you”. Kala responds “same for me, though I’m sure the “real” Kala would have been less friendly”. Anna looks up in surprise and sees a pistol pointed at her, the now imposter Kala says “Sorry Anna but my real mane is Brenda Carr, I’m a CIA operative”. Just then Anna can hear and see the unmarked FBI cars pulling up to the house quickly surrounding it. Brenda says you see Anna we intercepted the “real” Kala in London and I took her place, we really wanted that file but we weren’t going to be blackmailed into getting it, so we decided to help you steal it from an American citizen”. Anna lefts her hands as more agents enter the room. Anna answers very clever American, but now what? Well you and Kala are going to spend some time in prison, though I’m sure we’ll be making a trade sometime soon”. Brenda says “I must admit we were pretty good together even though I’m a capitalist and you’re a communist, in the end it was a very Unlikely Team!”
The End (for now)

6/29/2012