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Operation Pretty Woman
by carmag34G
Are you sure this will work?
Of course not! But I've been preparing for this mission for months now... I am as ready as anyone in my... OUCH!!
Hey, Zoran! <Do I need to remind you that she is NOT a Nazi officer?>
<Of course not! But we have to pretend that she is one, right?>
<Yes...>
<Ever heard of a group of patriots that treated a Nazi, even a woman, better than the Nazis treat a patriot?>
<No...> Sorry Anne, but they have to be that realistic...
It's okay... OOOOOUUUUCHHHH!!!
<But not THAT realistic!>
(...)
<There, it is ready Major Jim... gag her and we'll be on our way...>
Remember, find everything you can about the Breakdown Operation, flee to the West until you reach the river and go to...
I KNOW MY INSTRUCTIONS!!! What are you going to do with the real Griselde Maller?
That is classified... but why do you ask?
Because she's tied up in a more berable way than I am!
She's not going to be 'rescued' after a fierce fight between 'her' kidnappers and 'her' rescuers... YOU are...
Just make sure that they don't slam the truck (or whatever is that thing) against a tree,,,
They have been preparing as much as you have for this day... Sorry... Zoran!
<Yes?>
<Gag her yourself, you know... in the name of realism...>